WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHA...

By CrazystarThunderClan

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Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medi... More

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
LionheartPublishing?
SMUDGE SAYS HI!
SMUDGE SAW HAWKSTORM'S COMMENT ON THE LAST CHAPTER
Bluestar Learned Something New!
How Dare You Question My Intelligence Hawkstorm? Smudge says.
Smudge is VERY angry now
Redtail Speaks
Smudge Shoots and...
Sunstar And Pinestar
Snowfur Talks About Her Sister
Yellowfang Invented a Song!
Who am I?
I went to Hawaii. (It's Smudge again)
Hollyleaf Speaks
Smudge responds to Hawkstorm
Firestar Again
Ferncloud Speaks
Smudge wants to say something to Maroon5Forever
Smudge's pizza toppings
Ferncloud's Cotton Candy Shop: Hawkstorm's Order
Smudge Responds To Hawkstorm Again(AKA Smudge Hates Big Birds)
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #2
McDonald's in StarClan!
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #3
Hawkstorm, Maroon5Forever, MoonCrystal, TheLionPrideLioness, Bootsandskippy
Mousefur starts a pizza joint
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #4
Dappletail Speaks: I want to know how to get kicked out of ThunderClan
Smudge Speaks to Hawkstorm (AGAIN!)
Mousefur yells at Patchpelt
Smudge and Patchpelt
Lionheart's review of WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
Top 10 Businesses in StarClan as of 7/4/2012
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #5
Do you want a pizza, Mew126?
An Interview with TheLionPrideLioness(Lionclaw)
An Interview with MoonCrystal(Mooncrystal)
Crazystar and Smudge
Crazystar and Smudge Part 2
Crazystar and Smudge Part 3
Crazystar and Smudge Part 4
Crazystar and Smudge Part 5
Crazystar and Smudge Part 6
Ice Cream!
Bluestar is Upset!
Firestar and Smudge
FIRESTAR IS WATCHING YOU!
An Interview with Patchpelt
Brightflower Invented a Song!
Firestar says, "Are you bored?"
Flametail Speaks en Español
Mousefur, Firestar, and Patchpelt at Mousefur's McDonald's
Princess Speaks
Cheese Ponies!
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #6
A Complete Waste of Your Time
SPOOF 1
SPOOF 2
SPOOF 3
SPOOF 4
Mousefur Goes Crazy
SPOOF 5
Cheese Ponies! Part 2
ADVERTISEMENT PAID FOR BY MOONFLOWER AND FRIENDS
Dappletail speaks again: MORE ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan
(FIRESTAR MADE THIS CHAPTER!!!! :D) We Just Wasted 5 Seconds of Your LIfe
School in StarClan
Grandma??
Guess What? with Patchpelt
StarClan Cheerleading! with Dappletail, Goldenflower, Moonflower, and Patchpelt.
Fire-Fire-cat say hi!
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 1
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 2
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 3
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 4
Warrior cats on Wattpad! :D
Warrior Cats on Wattpad....Part 2
From Hawkfrost's diary: Ways to Get Kicked Out of RiverClan
Firestar's Poster
Why do I smell smoke?
November 13 special: How Bramblestar died...
Another Chapter from Firestar...
Yay! No School!!!
A Strange Kit
Patchpelt's friend...
Happy Thanksgiving
Black Friday Sales at Mousefur's businesses...
Brackenfoot....
A Clan Meeting!
Jayfeather Alert!
Christmas Cookies/Jayfeather Again?
Things That Happened In Your Life: Episode 5
The Birchfall Show
The Birchfall Show Episode #2
Squirrelflight Again
SPOOF 6
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
The end....but not the end

On New Year's Eve...(Aka Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat)

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By CrazystarThunderClan

Patchpelt: That was a good cheese pie from Mousefur-cat's cheese pie place! Thanks, Fire-Fire-cheese-cat!

Firestar: Uh...what? I thought it was Fire-Fire-cat....

Patchpelt: Fire-Fire-cheese-cat, because you like cheese pie and you smell like pepperoni...so I wonder if you're a cheese pony in disguise!

Firestar: You are so weird....Patch-Patch-Weirdo-Cat...

Patchpelt: Sunstar promises to let me watch some ball drop in the square of time on the glow box if I get home before midnight...so I better go home.

Firestar: It's not called a glow box it's called a TV and it's not the square of time, it's Times Square...oh, never mind, I'm wasting my breath, 'cause you always call things whatever you want to call them...

Patchpelt: Bye, Fire-Fire-cheese cat!

Firestar: Bye, Patch-Patch-Weirdo-Cat....see you next year!

(Patchpelt stops walking and turns around with a confused look on his face.)

Patchpelt: Next year? But I am going to see you tomorrow at Mousefur-cat's steak sandwich place....

Firestar: First of all, it's a burger place not a steak sandwich place...steak sandwiches are a completely different type of food... and I KNOW MOUSE-BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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