(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
Wanda
Wanda Vision
Starring
(Y/N)
Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done
The game can try to play us
Don't let it stop the fun
(After Wanda closes her door, Tommy runs to Y/N's room & opens his door. Which he notices & immediately mouths "close the door." Tommy doesn't, which annoys Y/N causing him to slowly reveal his claws at Tommy, who finally closes the door.)
Some days it's all confusion
Easy come and easy go
But if it's all illusion
Sit back, enjoy the show
Let's keep it going
Let's keep it going
Through each distorted day
Let's keep it going
Though there may be no way of knowing
Who's coming by to play
NO ONE'S POV:
Billy: Halloween's a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day.
Tommy: Wrong! Halloween's about candy. And scaring people, but mostly candy.
Billy: Where's your costume, Tommy?
Tommy: This is my costume. I'm the cool twin.
Billy: What does that make me?
Tommy: Hmm...
(Cut to Billy & Tommy playing a dance game where Billy falls off the dance pad.)
Tommy: A dorksaurus rex.
Billy: Not a real dinosaur.
Tommy: [chuckles]
(Tommy & Billy walk to the couch where Pietro is sleeping.)
Pietro: [snoring]
Tommy: Man. He even snores cool. I'm gonna go wake him up.
(Billy stops him.)
Billy: [whispers] Don't!
(Unknowingly to Billy & Tommy, Pietro wakes up.)
Tommy: You scared?
Billy: He's one of our uncles. Why would I be scared?
Tommy: 'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon. You're secretly scared he's a vampire.
Billy: No, I'm not.
Tommy: Yes, you are.
Billy: No, I'm not. Besides, I think (Y/N) might be a vampire. I mean, have you seen his hair?
(Pietro quickly gets off the couch & dashes to his nephews.)
Pietro: Blood is thicker than water! I show you!
Billy & Tommy: [screaming]
(Pietro quickly chases after his nephews who playfully scream resulting in Wanda rushing down the stairs.)
Wanda: Oh! Somebody better be bleeding, broken, or on fire.
Billy: Whoa, Mom.
Billy: Are you old Red Riding Hood?
Pietro: [snorts]
Wanda: I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.
Pietro: Wow. That is so...
Tommy: Rad.
Pietro: ...lame.
Tommy: "Lame."
Pietro: Worse than the costumes mom made us the year we got typhus.
(Cut to a flashback of a young Wanda, Pietro, & Y/N trick or treating in Sokovia.)
Wanda: That's not exactly how I remember it. I don't think (Y/N) remembers it that way either.
Pietro: You and him probably suppressed a lot of trauma.
(Wanda walks away from Pietro as we cut to Billy & Tommy.)
Billy: Mom has been acting weird since Uncle Pietro got here. I think it's because she hasn't seen him in a long time. Don't even get started on (Y/N). Every time he looks at him it's as if he doesn't even recognize him. And it doesn't help that he's what you call, "a man child."
(Vision comes down the stairs in his costume.)
Vision: [sighs wearily]
Pietro: Whoa! Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law. Let me guess. Uh, traffic light.
Vision: [sighs]
Pietro: Half-shucked corn. A booger!
Vision: Yes.
Pietro: Yes!
(Wanda walks up to Vision.)
Wanda: Well, thank you for humoring me and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey.
Vision: Well, there were no other clothes in my closet, so...You are incorrigible, darling!
Wanda: [chuckles]
Vision: I know you have a secret thing for Mexican wrestlers.
Wanda: Mi gusta mucho.
Vision: Chili con carne.
(Y/N walks out of his room & onto the top of the stairs.)
(Y/N): I swear if you two don't stop, I'm going to throw up.
Vision: Sorry, (Y/N).
Wanda: Hmph!
(Y/N walks down the stairs in his costume as Pietro looks at him.)
Pietro: Okay, (Y/N). Brother, you know I love you.
(Y/N): I do.
Pietro: But what in God's name are you supposed to be?
(Y/N): Can't you tell?
*SKINT*
(Y/N strikes a pose as he reveals his claws.)
(Y/N): I'm a Sokovian lumberjack.
Pietro: Well, you sure are yellow.
(Y/N): I could've sworn I had a black and gray one around here somewhere.
Wanda: I think the yellow one suits you best.
(Y/N): Really? If you think so.
Vision: What do you say, boys? Who's ready for that first hit of high fructose corn syrup?
(Billy, Tommy, & Pietro are too busy playing video games.)
(Y/N): They seem preoccupied.
Vision: You know, neither of you told me much about your brother. I had no idea he'd be so...
(Billy, Tommy, & Pietro chung soda from a hole on the side of the can.)
Vision: Great with kids. *gives a thumbs up*
Billy, Tommy, & Pietro: [burping]
Wanda: Yeah. He's full of surprises.
(Vision walks past Wanda with Y/N following him.)
Vision: Well, you have fun tonight, darling.
(Y/N): Yeah. Have a blast, sis.
Wanda: What? What do you mean? You're both all dressed and ready to go.
Vision: We're undercover.
(Y/N): I am wearing a mask after all.
Vision: Halloween is a bacchanal for adolescent trouble-makers and the neighborhood watch is the only thing that stands between the trees and the toilet paper.
Wanda: So, why does (Y/N) have to come with you?
Vision: He's my backup.
(Y/N): Duh!
Wanda: No, that's not what either of you are supposed to-
Vision: What?
(Y/N): Hmm?
(Wanda crosses her arms.)
Wanda: Well...[sighs] You didn't tell me you two had plans.
Vision: Well, we're telling you now.
(Y/N places an arm over Vision.)
(Y/N): Yeah.
(Cut to Billy.)
Billy: Mom and Dad have been, not fighting, just, like, different. And Uncle (Y/N) usually gets involved and he ends up siding with Dad.
(Cut back to Y/N, Vision, & Wanda.)
Wanda: It's their first Halloween. You have to be there.
(Y/N): Vis-
Wanda: Vision is their father so it does make sense for him to go. And before you even ask (Y/N), yes, you have to go.
(Y/N): Why is that?
Wanda: Because we're all supposed to go as a family!
(Pietro interjects.)
Pietro: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the big dealio? Big guy and little bro have a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. Don't sweat it, sis. (Y/N)'s not the only one who you're related to with the XY chromosome.
Wanda: [chuckles]
Pietro: Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
Vision: There you go. Problem solved.
(Y/N): I owe ya one, bro.
Vision: You have a spooky time tonight, kids.
(Y/N): Make sure you have pumpkin to tell us when we get back.
Billy: Goodnight, Dad! Goodnight, Uncle (Y/N)!
Tommy: Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle (Y/N).
Vision: Wanda?
(Vision kisses Wanda on the cheek.)
Vision: Be good.
(Vision hops towards the door & does a pose.)
Vision: I smell crime.
(Y/N): All I smell are pumpkins and candy corn but I'll follow your lead.
(Vision & Y/N leave.)
The Base Outside Of The Hex
Hayward: I wanna see a full work-up inside the hour.
Soldier: Yes, sir.
Monica: Hayward. Hayward! You can't cut us off at the knees, sending in that missile.
Hayward: Now we know who we're dealing with.
Darcy: Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.
(Hayward turns to Darcy.)
Hayward: You work for me?
Darcy: I actually don't know.
Monica: She's with me.
Hayward: I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?
Jimmy: There's no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win.
Hayward: Maximoff was never going to negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.
Monica: We don't know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there or out here if Wanda dies. And do you really think (Y/N) is just going to let you kill his sister? He just took a missle for her.
Hayward: So what? We just surrender to that? Not happening! We're already figuring out a way to neutralize the Wolverine.
Monica: We can't outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
Hayward: Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission.
Monica: [sighs]
Hayward: Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers. You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.
Monica: Don't use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.
Hayward: Maybe it's a good thing you weren't here when your mother died. Because clearly you don't have the stomach for this job. Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.
(Cut to Monica, Jimmy, & Darcy being escorted off the base.)
Jimmy: Hayward is way overstepping his provisional authority.
Monica: He was looking for a reason to sideline us. He's up to something.
(Jimmy & Monica take out the soldiers escorting them.)
Dracy: Why didn't anyone tell me the plan?
Jimmy: You okay?
Monica: Yeah. Let's move.
(Cut to Wanda, Pietro, Billy, & Tommy trick or treating.)
Wanda: Do you remember when we were at the orphanage after mom and dad died? What was the name of that kid who was always trying to steal your boots? You know, (Y/N) would always threaten him when he saw him with your boots...He had the skin thing.
Pietro: You're testing me.
Wanda: No, I'm not.
Pietro: Hey, it's cool. I know I look different. I do think it's kinda weird that you didn't question (Y/N) and his new found tallness.
Wanda: What? How tall is (Y/N) supposed to be?
Pietro: 5'3.
Wanda: [chuckles]
Pietro: [chuckles] Good one, right?
Wanda: But why do you...look different?
Pietro: You tell me. I mean, if I found Shangri-La, I wouldn't want to be reminded of the past either.
(Tommy & Billy come back after getting candy from a house.)
Pietro: Junior entrepreneur, over here. How about you let Uncle P help you maximize your candy acquisition, huh?
Tommy: [chuckling] Yeah. Kick-ass!
Pietro: "I feel the need..."
Tommy: "For speed."
(Tommy takes Pietro hand as Billy takes Tommy's arm & the three of them zoom off to get more candy.)
Wanda: Kick-ass.
RayTheRipper: I had a GIF of Wanda saying "Kick-ass" but according to Wattpad, the GIF is too big. 😒
(Wanda spots Herb & walks over to him where she starts a brief conversation with him. Herb is told that all the candy has disappeared, all of the jack-o'-lanterns have been smashed, & everyone's covered in silly string.)
Herb: Sorry, Wanda, I gotta bounce.
Wanda: Well, maybe Vision and (Y/N) can help you out. [chuckles]
Herb: Vision? (Y/N)? Oh, they're not on duty.
Wanda: Oh! I...I thought they...
Herb: Is there something I can do for you, Wanda? Do you want something changed?
Wanda: [chuckling] No. It's fine. Never mind.
Herb: [chuckles] All right. Peace.
(Cut to Vision & Y/N walking down a street along with other trick or treaters.)
(Y/N): Is the six pack really necessary?
Vision: (Y/N), it's just a costume.
(Y/N): Yeah, you're right.
(They look over at one of the people of Westview who's stuck in repeat. Vision & Y/N continuing walking down the street.)
Pietro: This is so lame. I can't believe you're making them return all the candy.
Wanda: I can't believe what a bad influence you are.
Pietro: Who beefed in your borscht? I'm just trying to do my part, okay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the other sibling and the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
Wanda: What happened to your accent?
Pietro: What happened to yours? To (Y/N)'s? Details are fuzzy, man. I got shot like a chump on the street for no reason at all. Why (Y/N) didn't take the bullets for me, I have no idea. I mean, he is the one with the healing factor. I digress. The next thing I know, I heard you calling me. I knew you needed me.
(Tommy's revealed to have superspeed like Pietro, Wanda gives him to go ahead to run just as long as he takes Billy with him & that they don't go past Ellis Avenue. Monica, Jimmy, & Darcy hack into some of Hayward's files to find out that he's tracking Vision for some reason & some of the residents of Westview near the edge of the border are barely moving. Cut back to Vision & Y/N walking along a street & looking at some residents standing in place.)
Vision: Say, excuse me?
(Y/N): This is strange...
(Vision tries talking to a woman.)
Vision: Ma'am? Are those your children? Are you waiting for something?
*SKINT*
(Y/N sends out his claws.)
(Y/N): I could stab her? Maybe it'll break her trance.
Vision: No, I don't think that will work.
(Y/N retracts his claws.)
(Y/N): Whatever you say, bub.
(Vision & Y/N look around to see more residents standing in place. Vision changes into his true form & flies into the air.)
(Y/N): So I'll follow you? Yeah, I'll follow him.
(Vision flies over to Agnes in a car. Y/N finally makes his way to Vision.)
Vision: Agnes?
(Y/N places a hand on Agnes' car.)
(Y/N): [panting] Try not to go somewhere so far next time.
Vision: What are you doing here?
Agnes: Town Square Scare. Where is it?
Vision: Oh, well, the Town Square [chuckles softly] I expect.
(Y/N): It is in the name.
Agnes: [chuckles emotionlessly] Took a wrong turn. Got lost.
Vision: In the town you grew up in?
(Vision breaks the mind control.)
Agnes: [gasps]
(Y/N): Wow.
Vision: It's all right.
(Agnes looks at Vision & Y/N.)
Agnes: [softly] Both...Both of you are with the Avengers. You're Vision and the Wolverine.
(Y/N): Wolverine?
(Agnes takes Vision's hands in her's.)
Agnes: Are you here to help us?
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what's an Avenger?
Agnes: What?
(Agnes looks at Y/N.)
(Y/N): *shrugs his shoulders*
Agnes: Why don't either of you know? [breathes trembling] Am I dead?
Vision: No, no. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are. And Wolverine dies all the time.
(Y/N): Can't argue with that.
Vision: 'Cause I'm what?
Agnes: Dead. Dead. [shouts] Dead! Dead!
(Y/N): Okay...
Vision: Agnes, it is my and (Y/N)'s intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation.
Agnes: [softly] How? No one leaves. Wanda won't let us even think about it.
(Y/N): That's unsettling.
Agnes: [chuckling] All is lost.
Vision: Agnes...
Agnes: [laughing maniacally]
Vision: Agnes, please calm down. Agnes! Please...
Agnes: [continues laughing maniacally]
(Y/N): That's even more unsettling.
(Vision begrudgingly puts Agnes back under Wanda's mind control.)
Vision: We will fix this, Agnes. I promise.
(Agnes looks at Vision & Y/N.)
Agnes: Okey-dokey, neighbors.
(Agnes turns around & drives back into town.)
Agnes: Happy Halloweenie!
(Vision looks at some street signs that say Ellis Ave.)
(Y/N): Hey, Vision.
Vision: (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Do you think you could do that thing with your fingers? The thing you did with Agnes just now.
Vision: Of course, (Y/N). I'm sorry I haven't done it sooner.
(Y/N): It's okay. It's just, if you're able to get my mind back to normal, I can remember how we got here.
(Vision touches the temples of Y/N's head but nothing happens.)
Vision: (Y/N), I'm...
(Y/N): [sighs] Don't sweat it. I should've figured it wouldn't work. I have been getting pieces back gradually.
Vision: Right. Now, shall we?
(Y/N): Yes!
(Vision & Y/N make their way to the edge of Westview. Monica has found a way back into Westview. And we cut to Wanda & Pietro in Town Square.)
Pietro: Hey, I'm not some stranger and I'm not (Y/N). Whether you like to admit it or not, you've always been closer with me than him. I'm not your husband. You can talk to me.
Wanda: I don't know how I did it. I...I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just...Endless nothingness. [sniffles]
(Wanda turns back to Pietro & sees...)
(Wanda quickly turns back & to see Pietro back to normal.)
Pietro: Are you okay?
Wanda: I'm fine.
Pietro: Uh-huh.
(Cut to Darcy watching a screen of Westview of Vision moving towards the edge of Westview as Hayward tells his men to move out.)
Darcy: Vision. What's he doing?
(Cut to Vision & Y/N walking the edge.)
Vision: Stay here.
(Y/N): Shouldn't I come with you?
(As they're talking, the barrier begins reacting to Vision.)
Vision: If you feel that you should follow me, then go ahead. But only after I step out.
(Y/N): All right. I guess that makes sense.
(Vision walks into the barrier & comes out the other side facing Hayward & some of his men.)
Vision: [grunting]
Hayward: He really does want out, doesn't he?
(Vision drops to his knees as pieces of him are sent back into Westview. Darcy runs out to Vision but is stopped immediately by one of Hayward's men. Cut back to Y/N pacing back & forth at the same spot where Vision left him.)
(Y/N): I gave Vision enough time, right? It's about time I follow him, right?
(Y/N places his ear close to the spot where Vision left & hears him grunting.)
(Y/N): Hold on, Vision. I'm coming!
(Y/N forces his way out of the barrier, runs out front a bit, stops, & grabs his head.)
(Y/N): [yells in pain]
Hayward: So he isn't helping his sister.
(Cut to Billy who's hearing what's happening to Vision & Y/N. He gets his brother & runs to Wanda.)
Wanda: What? What is it, Billy?
Billy: [panting] I hear Dad and Uncle (Y/N) in my head. They're in trouble.
(Cut back to the outside of Westview where Vision drops all fours with pieces of himself still being sent back into Westview, Darcy is handcuffed to a car, Y/N rips his mask off & slowly lets go of his head.)
(Y/N): I...I...
Vision: Help! [shudders] The people need help. [grunts]
(Vision drops to the ground with pieces of himself still being sent back into Westview.)
(Y/N): I remember everything...
(As he says this, someone from Y/N's life finally makes her appearance as she runs out of the base & straight to Y/N.)
Natasha: Hey, Killer. Miss me?
(Y/N looks up at Natasha & immediately recognizes her.)
(Y/N): *smiles* Nat-
*GUNSHOT*
(One of Hayward's men fires a bullet at Y/N's head.)
*THUD*
Natasha: Who just shot my husband?!
(Thanks to Y/N's healing factor, his skin pushes the bullet out of him.)
(Y/N): [growls angrily]
*SKINT*
(Y/N sends out his claws.)
Natasha: (Y/N), look at me.
(Y/N looks at his wife & instantly calms down.)
(Y/N): Natasha.
Natasha: [chuckles lightly] There he is.
(Cut back to Town Square.)
Billy: I don't understand. What's happening to me?
Wanda: Where are they? Where is your dad and uncle?
Pietro: Hey, don't sweat it, sis. Bro's basically unkillable and it's not like your dead husband can die twice.
(Wanda pushes Pietro back into some hay barrels using her powers which shocks Billy & Tommy.)
Wanda: Billy, I need you to focus.
(Billy closes his eyes & tries to focus.)
Billy: [shuddering] I can't tell. I see these...
(Billy sees...)
Billy: ...soldiers. They think dad's dying.
(Wanda stops everyone in Town Square from moving & unleashes a bunch of her power. Monica & Jimmy are in a car & notice that the barrier is coming towards them so Monica drives faster. Cut to the outside of Westview as everyone begins to notice the barrier coming towards them.)
Hayward: Go, go, go! Move, move, move!
(The soldier watching Darcy leaves her.)
Darcy: Are you serious right now?
(Y/N & Natasha look at the barrier coming towards them.)
(Y/N): You need to leave.
Natasha: Not happening.
(Y/N): Natasha...
Natasha: You're not getting rid of me that easily this time.
(Y/N): [chuckles] I didn't even know why I tried.
(Y/N runs up to Natasha & the two embrace in a hug.)
Natasha: You're gonna have to explain to me what happened to you.
(Y/N): This kinda goes without saying but it's a long story.
(Y/N & Natasha get caught into the growing barrier as does Darcy.)
Darcy: Oh, fudge.
(The base as does some of the base workers get caught up in the growing barrier of Westview which, in the barrier, turn into a circus & circus performers. Cut to Hayward in a car with some base workers, driving away from the barrier.)
Hayward: Come in. Anyone read me? Anyone hear my voice?
(The camera pans out revealing that the barrier is still growing.)
Hayward: Does anyone read me? Anyone read me? Over.
(The camera zooms over the barrier & pans over to Y/N & Natasha still hugging.)
Natasha: I think you can let go now.
(Y/N): [chuckles] Yeah.
(Y/N lets go of Natasha & begins to look around their new surroundings.)
(Y/N): Oh, Wanda. What did you do now? So a circus, huh?
(Y/N looks down at what he's wearing now.)
(Y/N): She dressed me up as a...sword swallower? All right then.
Natasha: (Y/N)?
(Y/N looks back at Natasha.)
(Y/N): Wha-
(Y/N notices Natasha's stomach is round & immediately realizes that she's something that they both thought would never happen.)
(Y/N): You're pregnant?!