NO ONE'S POV:
The Base Outside Of Westview
Hayward: Cycle through. Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it?
(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING OVER TV)
Hayward: What is that?
Wanda: Can I see you in the kitchen, sweetheart?
Hayward: Who's doing that?
(Everyone in the base looks back at Darcy watching something on her old tv.)
Wanda: Who are those people?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda: Why are they here?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda: Well, it's our anniversary!
Vision: Our anniversary of what?
Wanda: Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!
Jimmy: Is that...
Darcy: Yeah, it looks like her.
Wanda: You move at the speed of sound, I can make a pen float through the air, and (Y/N) is indestructible. Who needs to abbreviate?
Darcy: Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? Not blipped, dead.
Vision: Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?
Hayward: What am I looking at? You? What is this? Where's this coming from?
Darcy: Out there.
Agnes: You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake.
Hayward: Is it authentic?
Darcy: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
Darcy: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.
Hayward: What do you know?
Darcy: My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...
Hayward: Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.
Darcy: Yeah, we entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.
Wanda: Dinner is served.
Vision: Ah!
(Y/N): [sighs]
Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring three Avengers?
Mrs. Hart: European.
Darcy: It's a working theory. And has anyone contacted Black Widow?
Hayward: Get me a transport back to headquarters now and someone contact Mrs. Romanoff.
Darcy: Actually, it's Mrs. Maximoff. Since, you know, her and (Y/N) are married.
Hayward: Okay, someone contact Mrs. Maximoff. Are you recording this?
Darcy: Never stopped.
Hayward: I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go!
(Hayward & his staff leave Darcy & Jimmy.)
Darcy: He's a charmer.
Jimmy: Great work.
Darcy: Hey, thanks!
(Jimmy leaves Darcy as the studio audience laughs over the tv.)
Darcy: Maybe I could get that coffee now? Or not. That's cool.
Audience: Aw!
(Darcy watches Vision & Wanda kiss as music from the tv plays.)
Darcy: Aw.
Jimmy: First and foremost, our main objective is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau, but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. We've successfully identified three individuals inside the Westview anomaly.
(Jimmy puts up a picture of Wanda, Vision, & Y/N in 1950's attire.)
Jimmy: Let's keep going.
(Jimmy & Darcy are able to identify some of the "cast members" in the hex. Darcy spots Captain Rambeau on the tv.)
Darcy: Does she seem okay to you?
Jimmy: Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.
Darcy: So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?
Jimmy: With whom? Or else, what? All right. Brass tracks, Dr. Lewis. What are we lookin' at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
Darcy: It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy: But why?
Darcy: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. But, listen. I do have an idea.
(Cut to Darcy & Jimmy outside with the hex.)
Darcy: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. But, listen, I do have an idea. So, you've seen that radio in Wanda's kitchen counter, right? The next time she's washing dishes, which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. This is totally gonna work. Don't touch that.
(A S.W.O.R.D. agent gives Jimmy a picture of a colorized retro S.W.O.R.D. drone that she didn't color.)
Darcy: Let's get this show on the road.
(Darcy runs back inside the base.)
Darcy: Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: *gives a thumbs up* Ready.
Dottie: ...bigger and better every season.
Darcy: Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She's got a speaking part now.
Jimmy: What is she saying?
Geraldine: Those pants are peachy keen.
Darcy: She likes Wanda's pants.
Dottie: We only have a few hours...
Darcy: Wanda's at some sort of swim club. We've never been here before.
Jimmy: Is (Y/N) with them?
Darcy: No, he's swimming. Wow, he's ripped.
Jimmy: Is it the 60s still?
Darcy: Uh, uh, Wanda's with another character.
Jimmy: Real person?
Wanda: I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten off...
Darcy: Ooh, uh, radio on the side table. Start talking.
Jimmy: Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?
Dottie: I don't...
Jimmy: Can she hear me?
Darcy: I don't think so. Keep trying.
Jimmy: Wanda?
(RADIO DISTORTION)
Jimmy: Wanda?
(RADIO DISTORTION CONTINUES)
Jimmy: Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm here to help you.
Dottie: [breathing heavily]
Jimmy: Please give us a...
(The scene on the tv cuts.)
Dottie: Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen?
Darcy: Wait.
Jimmy: What?
Darcy: I don't know.
Dottie: By doing it herself.
Darcy: That was weird.
Jimmy: What was?
(Y/N): [exhales] I almost slipped on my way over here. What happened?
Darcy: You tell me, claws!
(Cut to commercial.)
Darcy: Nothing. [sighs] It's over. Mission failure.
Jimmy: It was worth a try. Good effort, Doctor.
Darcy: Yeah, come on in.
(We see how Agent Franklin arrived in Westview. Now, we cut back into the base.)
Wanda: Darling, do you think it's time...
Vision: To call the doctor?
Wanda: Yeah. [groans]
Vision: Yes, I do, dear.
Darcy: 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment.
Jimmy: I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. I also can't believe (Y/N) and Natasha are going to be an aunt and uncle.
Darcy: You want any?
Jimmy: [chuckles] Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. [chuckles] Get him a tiny FBI badge. Oh, you...Chip? Sure.
Geraldine: You're doing great. Look at me. Look at me.
(Geraldine & Wanda breathe together.)
Darcy: The jig is up.
(Wanda gives birth to one child.)
Darcy: Twins.
(Jimmy looks at Darcy.)
Darcy: What? I'm invested. [sniffles]
Geraldine: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
Jimmy: Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality.
Darcy: No. Never.
Geraldine: I'll take a shift rocking the babies.
Wanda: No, I think you should leave.
Geraldine: Oh, Wanda, (Y/N), don't be like that.
Wanda: Who are you?
Geraldine: Wanda...
Darcy: Wow, this is different.
(Wanda walks towards Geraldine as the scene cuts again, this time to the credits.)
Jimmy Woo: What happened? Where'd she go?
Darcy: God, not again.
(Darcy rewinds the scene on another tv but it continues to cut to the credits.)
Darcy: There's nothing here. One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. Someone is censoring the broadcast.
Jimmy: But where's Rambeau?
(ALARM BLARING)
Man: (Over PA) Alert! Boundary has been breached! Alert! Boundary has been breached!
(Jimmy & Darcy go to check out who or what breached the boundary as the camera zooms in on Wanda.)
Wanda: Who are you?
Geraldine: I don't...
(Y/N): [winces]
(Y/N grabs his head as there's a sudden, sharp pain to it. Y/N sees himself proposing to a red haired woman.)
(Y/N): Wha--What...
Wanda: Who are you?
Geraldine: Wanda, I'm just your neighbor.
Wanda: Then how did you know about Ultron? What are you doing to my brother? [breathing heavily]
(Wanda powers up her hands.)
Wanda: You're not my neighbor. And you're definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave.
(Wanda, using her powers, sends Monica out of the hex.)
Wanda: [gulps] I...I...
(Wanda fixes the hole in the wall.)
Wanda: (Y/N), are you-
(Y/N): Wanda, what's happening to me?
Wanda: I sent her away. You're going to be-
(Y/N): It wasn't her. At least I don't think it was her. I've...I've been remembering things, Wanda.
Wanda: Like what?
(Y/N): Myself drowning with a car on top me and this red haired woman.
Wanda: A red haired woman?
(Y/N): Yes! Do you have any idea who she could be?
Wanda: I...I...
(Wanda turns away from her brother.)
Wanda: I don't.
(Y/N): [grits his teeth] You're lying.
Wanda: I'm-
(Y/N): After dinner with the Harts. You gave yourself and Vision wedding rings. I looked down at my hand and...it felt like I was missing something.
Wanda: (Y/N), I don't understand.
(Y/N): When Agnes asked me if I was married, I froze. And then got me back to my senses to answer her. I said no but what if...what if I am married? Married to this red haired woman and I just don't remember.
(Y/N walks to the middle of the living room.)
(Y/N): Wanda...I need the truth from you.
Wanda: ...
(Y/N): Who is this red haired woman? And are we married?
Wanda: I don't know who this red haired woman you've been imagining is and you're not married.
*SKINT*
(Y/N pops his claws & points three of them at his sister.)
(Y/N): STOP LYING TO ME!
(This shocks Wanda.)
Wanda: (Y/N)...?
(Y/N): Please.
Wanda: Brat...
(Brat is "brother" in Slovakian. Slovakian is the closest language to Sokovian.)
(Wanda walks towards her brother.)
Wanda: I know you're not going to hurt me.
(Y/N): [growls]
(Wanda is now in front of her brother & places her hands on his cheeks.)
(Y/N): [growls softly]
Wanda: It's okay, it's okay.
(Y/N drops his arm in front back down to his side.)
(Y/N): Wanda...
(Wanda, using her powers, sends Y/N's claws back into his hands.)
Wanda: You know I'd never lie or hurt you, (Y/N). I love you.
(Y/N): I...I love you too, Wanda.
Wanda: *smiles lightly*
(Wanda walks away from her brother to Billy & Tommy as Vision walks back inside.)
Vision: Wanda? (Y/N)? Where is Geraldine?
(Cut quickly to Monica still trying to get bearings after being sent out of the hex as people from the base run to her. Cut back to Wanda, Y/N, & Vision.)
Wanda: Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
(Y/N's thoughts): She just lied to Vision.
Wanda: Isn't that right, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yeah, Wanda. Yeah...
(Wanda turns to Vision & sees...)
Wanda: [gasps]
(Y/N looks back at Vision & sees his normal robot face.)
(Y/N's thoughts): He looks fine to me.
Vision: What? What is it? What's wrong?
(Wanda looks up at Vision to see his normal robot face.)
Wanda: Uh...
(Vision walks up to Wanda.)
Vision: We don't have to stay here. We could go wherever we want.
Wanda: No, we can't.
(Y/N): Okay, but we moved before, so I don't why we can't just move aga-
Wanda: This is our home.
Vision: Are you sure?
Wanda: Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control.
(Cut to Monica after being sent out of the hex with people from the base around her.)
Monica: [breathing heavily]
Jimmy: Monica, are you okay?
Monica: It's Wanda. It's all Wanda.
(Cut back to Wanda, Y/N, & Vision where Wanda holds one of her babies in her arms.)
Wanda: Well, what should we watch tonight?
(Wanda sits on the couch, Vision follows her onto the couch with their other baby in his arms, & Y/N stands behind the couch with a slow, forced smile on his face.)