dicks and chicks
[11 participants]
madders added chilly
august
hmmmmmmm no
let's not do this today
aila
yeah no
not today thanks
mason
I'm out
kepa
nope
byeeee
lando
this-
i love this chat
lilah
i loved it more when bitch boy ben wasn't here
why's he back?
madders
lilah
lilah
don't EVEN james
I'm not doing this today
declan
bitch boy ben ffs you have the best nicknames
why what's today del?
lilah
A GOOD DAY
I'm not having it RUINED
chilly
oh my god are you still complaining about jess
lilah
I'll ALWAYS complain about her
I'm not being funny but you literally saw what she said to me
and you NEVER act like this so I don't know what the fuck is up
but please sort yourself out because I'm sick of it.
chilly
my problem is you
all you ever do is shove your success in others' faces and expect not to get called out
the second someone doesn't like you, you make a massive deal about it when you really don't need to
and you're honestly the most IRRITATING and ARROGANT girl i've ever met
lilah
you weren't saying that a few weeks ago when you said you'd fancied me for a year when I was at Leicester with you
bit of a hypocrite aren't you?
chilly
that was what
3 years ago?
get over yourself lol
lilah
is that a jess reference
why the fuck are you on ben's phone?
madders
oh shit-
lando
LILAH IS A DETECTIVE
CONFIRMED
mason
please she's known for ages
lilah
JUST YOU WAIT till he comes down to London love
just you fucking wait
hope you enjoyed your 2 week relationship xx
chilly
how the fuck did you know it was me
lilah
well i didn't just then
but now i do
thanks for the confirmation Jess
wave goodbye to Ben love xx
august
what the FUCK did I miss oh my god
this is incredible
plot twist of the century.
aila
so like where's ben
did you murder him?
chilly
he's training
lilah
I'm so lucky I know his daily routine
you better put his phone back Jess or you'll get yourself exposed
lando
how the hell do you take a situation and make the deepest blackmail from it?
lilah
it's a second talent my love
the second lockdown is over my ass is buying a mclaren
just for you
lando
omg yes can i sell it to you
please
i beg
lilah
go ahead
chilly
see this is EXACTLY what i mean
why do you flirt with every lad in here
literally every single one
lilah
oh sweet jessica
sweet sweet jessica
chilly
it's jesse
not jessica
lilah
same thing lol
anyway
don't interrupt me
ANYWAY
you've never met me
so therefore you don't actually know how i flirt
mason
this just in
if lilah flirts it's a miracle
but seriously if she wants to flirt she just kisses you :)
lilah
and i've only kissed mason
and declan
but that was forever ago
declan
yeah like 6 years ago
august
wot
lilah
truth or dare
don't worry august you know how much he revolts me
august
he revolts me
declan
wow THANKS I'm literally right here
chilly
but that's flirting
you'd get down on your knees for any of the lads in here
lilah
pls i'd only get down on my knees for mason
maybe lando
lando
what-
mason
valid statement
chilly
you're just letting her say that-
mason
yeah 'cause i know she doesn't mean it
i've known her since i was like 25 minutes old love
i've grown up with the little weirdo
lilah
love u
jess honestly love
i'd like you if you didn't assume i was sleeping with people to be where i am today
you don't know half of what i went through at Leicester
so don't ever assume I'm Captain at Chels because I gave someone a fuckin blowie
kepa
she's captain because she deserves it
she's focused, well-mannered, hard-working and has like the most goals in the last 3 seasons than anyone in this chat
no offence
august
it's true
she's a great footie player
and honestly jess if you don't like her then feel free to take Ben and fuck off
there's plenty others here who love her to pieces
lilahPLS I'M CRYING
LOVE U ALL
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