The Great Escape Preferences

By CelestialDeamon

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preferences of the 1960s movie. I don't expect anyone to read it because the fandom is obscure and very small. More

how you meet
His First Thoughts Of You
couples songs (oldies)
Your first kiss(Roger) (plus a little extra because I got really in to this one)
First kiss
jealousy
Children
What You Fight About
Would they cheat?
when did they realise they liked you?
Who else likes you?
top or bottom?
Proposals
Little Things You Do That They Really Appreciate
Kisses
Letters from war
Who said i love you first
pregnancy
pets
what sort of father are they?
Jealousy
flirting
favourite body part
"How much do you love me?"
Weddings
when you're angry at them
Your relationship as a Beatles song
Nicknames
secrets they have
kisses- public affection (gifs)
You have a surprise for them
something he hates being called
relationship as a Neffex song
Family Homes
they get into a fight
Quick Question
them as vines
Something that turns them on
their reaction to kisses
they are never gonna...
"I love you"
How You sleep
One fact about your kids
Their Worst Trait
Saying goodbye (At least for a while)
age differences
That did not last long...
The moment they realised they wanted to marry you one day
The moment you knew you wanted to marry them
A song you would dance to
imagine (V.H)
"Daddy, please"
If you were crying
When he misses you
If You Died Young
Married life HCs
He wants another baby
"I want another baby"
Romantic, Cute or playful?
You send them a picture in a letter
your child gets sick
SFW Alphabet- Roger
SFW Alphabet- Virgil
SFW Alphabet- Eric
SFW Alphabet- Hendley
just a weird realisation
if you touched him in public (wink wonk)
How would they describe you to someone else
most to least likely- getting hurt doing something stupid
Engagement Rings
SFW Alphabet- Willie
SFW Alphabet- Danny
SFW Alphabet- Mac
NSFW Alphabet- Roger
NSFW Alphabet- Virgil
NSFW Alphabet- Eric
how he looks at you
their favourite outfit on you
NSFW Alphabet- Hendley
Dancing With Them
what were you before the war?
most to least likely- Starting a fight over you
NSFW Alphabet- Willie
NSFS Alphabet- Danny
NSFW Alphabet- Mac
Language you speak to each other in
They Hold Their Child For The First Time
Come Home Alive (E.AP)

Homewreckers

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By CelestialDeamon


Roger Bartlett

It was some younger girl who was counselling the club your daughter goes to.

She cornered him when Virginia went to get her stuff.


"So, your wife... Is she like... Around?" She asked. If he wasn't stuck between her and the wall, he would have done like ten steps back when her hand reached out to touch his arm. He cleared his throat and gently tore her hand away from his shirt.

"Yes. Very much so, in fact. I love her very much and would appreciate it if you would step away from me. Perhaps you would have better luck with men that are not married," he grabbed Virginia and ran so fast out of there.


Virgil Hilts

She used to be a friend of yours- stopped when he told you what she was doing.

She waited until you were out of the room, with the girls, and tried to kiss him. It was like he dodged her.

He wasn't even kind about it either, just pushing her off the seat before standing up. "You know you're a pretty shitty friend"

"I-I'm sorry, but I just really like you and think you can do better"

"Well too bad. I love her, we have kids, which I love. Even If I could do better, I wouldn't be with you. I think you better leave because I'm about to tell my wife."


Eric Ashley-Pitt

She was a little bit younger and in all fairness, she didn't know he was taken at the time and was pretty gracious about the whole thing.

She had made a couple of flirty comments about him to her friends and even to him but he didn't want to seem rude or hurt her feeling. So he did the next best thing. He would purposefully ignore them, acting as if he hadn't heard them.

Until she tried to kiss him.  He just managed to push her away before anything happened, explaining that he didn't like her that way, 

"I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone. I'm sure you're a very nice girl but I just don't like anyone else"

He ran home.

"(y/n), there's a girl in the market that keeps flirting with me but I don't want to hurt her feelings. Today she tried to kiss me. Can you come with me next time?"

The next time, you had talked to her and told her that you were his wife. She apologised profusely and never made another move since. In fact, two years later, she invited you both to her engagement party.


Robert Hendley

It was actually one of his friends' wives. She was constantly trying to touch him when either of you were out of the room and it would make him super uncomfortable. He didn't exactly want to bring it up to his friend in case it caused a big argument between him and his wife but he did tell you about it.

When you found out, you heavily suggested he tell his friend, feeling bad for the husband.


She wasn't even invited over but you were out with the kids, getting groceries. It ended with her just asking him to sleep with her- which he declines adamantly. 

"I feel extremely sorry for paul for marrying you. I'm happily married with kids and there's no way i'd choose you over her any time soon. I hope you know I'm definitely going to tell your husband bout this now. "


Willie

She just wouldn't give up. He would reject her multiple time and she still wouldn't stop. It got to the point that she would turn up at work, pretending she was his wife just to get him alone. On multiple occasions, she had told him, "I couldn't care less that you're married"

He told you about it. At first, when he had first rejected her, he thought he could deal with it.

"(y/n), there's a woman who won't leave me alone and I can't hit her. Help me, please... I love you"

You just ended up coming to work with him, telling his coworkers that you were infact his wife. she was banned and you got to see her trip over her 5 inch heels


Danny

Danny has no trouble telling them exactly what's up. He doesn't really find any woman other than you attractive but he doesn't act horrible when they hit on him, unless he absolutely needs to.

He didn't notice right away, but a younger girl, maybe a couple years younger than you was developing a crush on him. They hadn't talked much but she would try to stand as close to him as possible. That included trying to push her self in front of you or even the kids. 

You noticed before him, but trusted him. it did piss you off though, that she would try to wedge herself in between him and the kids for attention.

He finally did something about it when she had tried to get him to drink wine with her.

"Erm, I know you're probably just trying to be nice but I really don't think my wife or my kids would appreciate this sort of thing. Im in love with my wife and id like you to respect that. I'm sure you'll find someone"


Mac

He's never had that trouble, mostly because if they did like him, they already knew they had no chance with how much he talks about you and Valerie. One new girl did mention she thought he was cute but she never went further because she ended up listening to him talk about you. 

He doesn't realise he does it often but usually its prompted by certain things that make him think of you. She ended up thinking he was just an awsome husband who loved his wife and child.

He really is though. Any girl that has a liking towards him, usually ends up liking him in a more platonic way afterwards.

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