Author: Alright y/n
Y/n: ?
Author: *holds up list*
Author: More questions
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"Who do you hate the most and why?"
Y/n: I... don't know anymore
Y/n: I hate... hm
Y/n:...I hate spiders
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"Y/n, what are your thoughts on Kaeya?"
Y/n: Well... in all honesty, I kinda feel bad for him
Y/n: His Dad kinda just left him
Y/n: I don't think anyone likes being alone so Kaeya probably feels sad every day
Y/n: Considering I'm his only friend
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"Childe, how does it feel to get smacked with an axe by y/n?"
Childe: ...like having a lawachurl dropped on you from the top of a mountain.
Y/n: :)
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"Zhongli, would you adopt y/n?"
Zhongli: Well...
Y/n: *in the background using the Exuvia as a trampoline*
Zhongli: Of course I would.
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"Aether, have you ever seen y/n and a bunch of hilichurls dancing together?"
Aether: When have I not see her dancing with a bunch of hilichurls.
Aether: Any time she gets the chance, she'll dance with them.
Aether: I have to admit though, it's kinda funny when she trips over her own feet.
Y/n: Hey!
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"Paimon, how does it feel to be called Emergency Food?"
Paimon:...
Paimon: Y/n
Y/n, picking up her axe: Got it
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"Scaramouche, what would you do if y/n called you box hat man?"
Scaramouche: ...what
Y/n, trying on his hat: Hey! Look at me! I'm the vertically challenged, grumpy, box hat man!
Scaramouche: I'm gonna kill her. That's what I'm gonna do.
Y/n: Bring it on, shortstack!
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"HELLO Y/N MARRY ME PLEASE-"
"Can I have your hand in marriage? That is, only if you don't have someone else in your heart."
"Y/n, please give me your hand in marriage. I will feed you and give you affection, please."
"Queen Y/n, hand in marriage please."
Y/n, looking at all her friends: Hm...
Y/n, looking at the hilichurls: hmgh...
Y/n, looking at Lumine and Bleu: nn...
Y/n: Well, I can't marry all of you. But I can give you all hugs! ^^
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"Hi, hello, a headpat from y/n please. I'll give three cookies."
Y/n: Of course!
Also y/n: Uh, do you have something I can stand on? I can't exactly reach...
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"Can I have a hug from Zhongli?"
Zhongli: Sur-
Y/n, grabbing Zhongli: HISSSSSS! MINE!
Also y/n: *barking and growling*
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"Y/n, which of the Fatui do you like the most?"
Y/n: *looks at Childe*
Y/n: *looks at Scaramouche*
Y/n: My Dad
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"Aether, what does it feel like taking care of two kids?"
Aether:...
*Y/n in the background beating up Childe while Paimon cheers her on*
Aether: Where do I even begin...
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"Hey y/n? What does it feel like to be alone?"
Y/n: I don't know. Ask Donna.
Donna:
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"Y/n, would you rather hug Zhongli or hold Aether's hand?"
Y/n: Cuddle with Kaeya.
Y/n:...
Y/n: I MEANT HUG ZHONGLI-
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"Y/n... are you aware that you have hundreds, if not thousands, of people who love you?"
Y/n: I do?
Y/n, looking at her garden: Do you love me?
...
Y/n, smiling: Oh, you're right! I do!
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"Aether, got any gray hairs?"
Aether: No, not-
Childe: OKAY, I'M SORRY, PUT DOWN THE GUN, Y/N, I-
BANG
Childe: HAKWHWJ, YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG-
Y/n: Aw, I missed...
Scaramouche: You're not doing it right
Y/n: Really?
Scaramouche: Here, shoot like this
BANG
Scaramouche, passing the gun back to y/n: There, now he can't run
Y/n: Tomo!
Scaramouche: Valo.
Aether: Scratch that, I have three.
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"Y/n, if you had to choose between bashing Childe's face in or telling Kaeya you like him and enjoy his company, which would you choose?"
Y/n: Well... I already bashed the idiot ginger's face and doing it again sounds nice...
Y/n: Yeah, I'd bash Childe's face in.
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"Is y/n a four star or a five star?"
Y/n:... Curiosity?
Author: Four star. Because of the whole can't be healed by a healer thing.
Y/n:... hm... I'd let Benny heal me!
Author: Of course you would.
Y/n: Kaeya too!
Author: Screw it. She's a five star.
Y/n: As for my ritual... you must first go to Dawn Winery and stand on the roof. Next you go to the Angel's Share tavern and take a seat at the barstool in the middle. My seat! Then order some apple cider.
Y/n: Next, you go to any statue of the seven in Liyue. Challenge the idiot ginger. Win. And then wish for me. ^^
Author: :,)
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"Oh Y/n of the Mitachurls, what is your wisdom?"
Y/n: Ahem...
Y/n, in Zhongli's voice: Bungee gum has both the properties of rubber and gum
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"Y/n, who is the ugliest person you know and who is the most beautiful? Also, I would cook anything for you any time!"
Y/n: Well Razor is the most handsome!
Razor: Huh-?
Y/n: As for the ugliest...
Y/n, pointing at Pallad: That rat over there
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"What's your favorite song and why?"
Y/n: Oh! Oh! Here's my favorite!
Author: ;w;
Y/n: I like it cause it's fun to listen to over and over and over again.
Y/n: And it annoys literally anyone who can hear it clearly.
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"Y/n! Do you know a kid named Ella Musk? Have you seen her, Aether and Paimon sharing poetry with hilichurls?"
Y/n: Actually, I teach Ella Musk hilichurlian once every month.
Y/n: I have seen Aether reading poems to hilichurls though.
Y/n: It's cute. ^^
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"Y/n, what's it like being with Emergency Food?"
Y/n: I swear to Unu, if you call Paimon Emergency food one more time-
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"If Kaeya, Childe, Signora and Scaramouche were drowning, which would you save?"
Y/n: Kaeya, obviously.
Y/n:... can I speed up the drowning process for the other three?
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"Y/n, if you wanted a mate, who would it be. Only one answer."
Y/n: I, uh, ahajjasaajhww7uwwkkwk
Y/n: BENNY
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"Lumine, what was your first impression of y/n?"
Lumine: Well...
Y/n: ???
Lumine: She seemed very likeable
Y/n: :D
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"Kiss, Marry, Kill. Your options are Diluc, Kaeya and Childe."
Y/n: Easy! Kaeya, Diluc, Childe!
(I'm pretty sure Scaramouche and y/n are around the same height but y/n would definitely still call him short)