dicks and chicks
[11 participants]
lilah
still reckon Ben should transfer to Chels
chilly
no
stop asking me
old man madders
he's mine forever
back off
mason
never
we won't stop until we have Chilwell at Chelsea.
aila
i love this
you don't want any of us but you want Ben
lilah
pls i'd have all of you on our team if i could
WAIT OMG
i need to add someone
lilah added lando
lando
what on earth is this
lilah
LANDOOOOOO
lando
LILAHHHHH
aila
OMG WAIT
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW LANDO
mason
this is torture
august
LANDO
HEY BAE <3
kepa
who is lando
lando
i am lando
hello
am i the youngest here?
declan
yes you are
I'm second youngest :)
lilah
literally no one cares declan
declan
violated
upset now thanks
august
oh am i glad I'm not in lockdown with you
no offence
declan
I'm taking offence
that was rude asf
chilly
RIP Declan Rice
lando
lilah's told me you suck
declan
LILAH
lilah
what you do
you suck
old man madders
cry-laughing
behz
LANDOOOO
lando
BEHZ
minter
LANDOOOOO
lando
MINIMINTERRRR
lilah
how'd you know that was simon
what
minter
my nickname is minter
el stupido
declan
haha ur stupid
lilah
I'll end ur career with my photos folder
declan
you dare.
lilah
yeah thought you'd shut up
how's everyone doing?
old man madders
bored
i want football back.
mason
same same
lilah's pecking head
lilah
NOT TRUE OMG
ur acc such a twat you know
august
weeing
I'm a bit lonely
declan didn't wanna stay with me
declan
sorry
my mum is priority
aila
wow-
lilah
i miss caroline
big up the boyos
lando
who let her listen to grime
lilah
i've been caught 😂
stop bullying me xx
declan
so lando's allowed to bully you but we're not
mason
yeah precisely my question
why can't we bully you
lilah
cause i've got blackmail for you lot
the only blackmail i have on lando is that i've watched him chug coke then a bottle of milk and he threw up everywhere
lando
LILAH
exposed
declan
i wanna see this
show me
mason
i wanna see it too
why did i not see it
lilah
coz u were playing warzone
behz
i wanna see this too
show me
minter
show us omg
lando
lilah don't show them
lilah
oooo i can blackmail you now
thank you Lando
set yourself up for that one
lando
dammit
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author's note - i want mason to shout at me like he shouts at players who try and slide-tackle him tbh.