Celeste Swan
"Maybe September 14 is just break up with Celeste in the worst possible way day."
Alexandra Jamie
"Can she tattoo me?"
Vivian Green
"They offered to kill him for you."
Conner Tanner
"Fuck men."
Paul Lahote
"Don't worry you got me. Always."
Leah Clearwater
"Shut up Sam."
Emily Young
"Save some for your brothers."
Bella Swan
"You should've told me."
Charlie Swan
"I think it'd be best."
Emmett Cullen
"I could go with you."
Jared Born
"Hey dibs."
Sam Uley
"Fucking leech."
Seth Clearwater
"Hey I'm a man now."
Now introducing
Vega & Lani
"Sorry Doll."
"Well be safe and don't talk to strangers."
Kit
"No fucking way man, get out."
Ray
"No infinity symbols."
Rest of Twilight/ New Moon cast as themselves.
Enjoy
-Rebel