(Features: Mario x David, Jakey x Bryan, Mitch/Viper x Jericho, Ritchie x Devin, Seek x Colin, Michael x Brandon, Lucas x Blake)
[yes I ship Mitch/Viper x Jericho and Micheal x Brandon. I'm sorry if you don't]
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Kay: Bryan's such a top.
Jakey: he's not though?!
Bryan, flustered: JAKEY!
(Yes I headcanon that FTO Jakey is a top and FTO Bryan is a bottom. Fight me on it if you want)
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Allumos: I have made the decision to trust you.
Jazz: a horrible decision, really.
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Ritchie: stay here and don't touch anything.
Flurry: yeah, yeah, I know.
Ritchie: *leaves*
Flurry: I'm gonna touch everything.
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Jericho: what are you doing?
Viper, squeezing into Jericho's arms: I'm hiding.
Jericho: do you mean cuddling?
Viper: did I stutter? This is my safe place. Now put your arms around me.
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Mario: you better shut the f*ck up before I look at you and feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you!
David: I-
Mario: I'm serious, stop it.
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Blake: Colin would jump infront of a moving car for you.
Seek: Colin would jump infront of a moving car just for fun.
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Ritchie: my hands are cold.
Devin: here! *holds Ritchie's hands*
Ritchie: ...
Ritchie: my lips are suddenly freezing.
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Brandon: that's ridiculous! Michael doesn't have a crush on me.
Ritchie: yes he does.
Devin: yes he does.
Kit: yes he does.
Michael: yes I do.
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Blake: I'm happy to announce that Lucas and I are no longer friends!
Lucas: Blake, that's a horrible way to tell people we're dating.
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Brandon: I f*cked up.
Ritchie: what happened?
Brandon: I'm falling for someone.
Ritchie: wow, they must be special to make the ever stoic Brandon to fall in love.
Brandon: *staring at Michael* yeah, they really are.
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Jericho: so we don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just gonna whisper it in Eliore's ear and cause him to yell it out in astonishment.
Jericho: *whispers in Eliore's ear*
Eliore: YOU AND MITCH ARE DATING?!
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Mario: it's like a game of f*ck, marry, kill.
Mario: and you're all three.
David: ...
David: thank... you...?
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Devin: I'm having problems with guy.
Eden: like "his body won't fit in the trunk" problems or "I like him" problems?
Devin: "I like him" problems.
Eden: tch, shame. I could've helped with the first one.
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Bryan: I'm to gay for this sh*t.
Jericho: same.
Lo'pho: you two can't keep saying that whenever something mildly inconvenient happens.
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Allumos: that's it, you're all grounded! Jericho, no flirting! Bryan, no training! Michael, no Brandon! Viper...
Allumos: is there anything you like?
Viper: revenge.
Allumos: no... vengeance for you!
Viper: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this", but I guess that's off the table.
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Seek: do you ever just look at Colin and think "who the hell blessed me with this dork? I'm the luckiest loser in the world.".
Davis: ......no.
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Rose: we need a distraction!
Lo'pho: who here is good and jumping up and down and making loud noises?
Kay: my time has come.
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Devin: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Lucas: cannibalism!
Devin: *confused chewing noises*
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Rose: oh Bryan, nice top.
Bryan: oh, thank you! I-
Jakey: I have a name.
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Allumos: hello Colin- !!!
Colin: hey Allumos!
Colin: now you may be wondering as to why I'm stuck on the ceiling-
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Seek: can I buy a rare bouquet?
Merchant: do you have $40?
Seek: *holds up a bag of pennies*
Merchant: oh dear god...
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Devin: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
David: punch him in the stomach. Then, when he leans over, kiss him.
Blake: tackle him!
Mario: kick him in the shin.
Michael, being an overprotective "brother": dump him.
Ritchie: no, to all of those! Just ask me to lean down.
Lucas: you could also stand on a stool, or box, or something.
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Jericho: the Bible said Adam and Eve, so I slept with them both!
Flurry: well it is the BIble, no the STRAIGHTble.
Jazz: you're just following the book!