Tea Pot of Random Crack

By clueless_queer

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This is just a bunch of random stuff. Fandom headcanons, {insert topic here} as, etc. Newsies stuff is mainl... More

Blink and Albert Headcanon
Crutchie Headcanon
Newsies As Things My Friends Have Said (Yes I Actually Have Friends)
Wait... someone cares enough to tag me???
Newsies As The Six Queens
Racetrack Headcanon
Tagged... Again
idk
IT Memes
Tagged Take 3
My Brother Sucks
UNPOPULAR OPINION
I AM THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER
I Need Help
Rules Of Being A Newsie
ummm...
idk #2
WTF???
I Have An Alternative
Anne Boleyn
No Regrets
Newsies as Frozen
06/28/2020
06/28/2020
Tuck Everlasting
Tuck Everlasting + Newsies
RIP
Wait a Minute...
Prof. Sprout
Tagged... Wonderful
IDK I Made This Cause I Thought It Was Funny
Tag... Again!
Tuck Everlasting and Newsies
Man In The Yellow Suit Theory
to anyone else who practices the craft - if you know you know
albert headcanon
09/26/2020
12/14/2020 - MA GUYS WHAT
NO WHAT- MY CHILDHOOD-
random photos
we've made it
help pls.
wtaf
newsies as things my friends said pt 2 bc we've since said funnier things

me but ✨upgraded✨

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By clueless_queer


so it has come to my attention that some people have been kinning me (kinda) based on my old tagged shit. so this is me now (with the same questions as before, copied and pasted) so y'all know yours truly 

Do you have a crush? Yes for fictional, irl who fucking knows anymore. but if you think i'm interesting maybe hmu?

Does anyone have a crush on you? Still no, fuck no.

What's your favorite book? IT by Stephen King

New York or California? Idk, there's perks to both. I love San Francisco and Alcatraz but New York has Broadway.

Where do you want to travel? The world honestly. Especialy (If you are an amazing person you would have noticed that I spelled especially wrong like the cast of Newsies 1992 did in Blood Drips) famously historical places like Rome, Pompeii and Herculaneum, Greece, Troy (Trojan horse stuff y'know), etc.

Favorite song? here's a list from my favorite songs playlist: ready or not (WAR*HALL), someone to you (BANNERS), achilles come down (gang of youths), us against the world (kanaya), the night we met (lord huron), family (mother mother), La Jolla (wilbur soot), cecilia and the satellite (andrew mcmahon in the wilderness), utican (novo amor), mr. brightside (the killers), beggar's song (matt maeson), all i want (kodaline), serotonin (girl in red), house of wolves (mcr), cigarette ahegao (penelope scott), born2run (penelope scott), from god's perspective (bo burnham), art is dead (bo burnham), happy pills (weathers), cops/dogs (destructo disk), when will i see you again (shakka), rant (bo burnham), rivers and roads (the head and the heart), rät (penelope scott), be nice to me (the front bottoms), apologies to any i've forgotten

Favorite Band? mother mother

Lock Screen?

Home Screen?

Favorite Youtubers? Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher, OverSimplified, TommyInnit, Tubbo, Technoblade. otherwise I typically do bootlegs, nutshells, paranormal shit, and LGBT tiktoks, etc.

Name: leo

Height: 5'3 ... i think

Favorite Musicals: Newsies, Heathers, Beetlejuice, Tuck Everlasting, The Prom, etc.

Favorite Food: Catfish Étouffée 

Hobbies: Being annoying, cosplay, reading, art, fire, embracing my inner gay knife wielding demonically possessed raccoon, etc.

Favorite 1992 Newsie(s): Racetrack Higgins (if you don't know this already then you clearly haven't been here long)

Favorite On-Stage Newsie(s): Albert and Race

Sexuality: abrosexual? bisexual? omnisexual? idfk man we're just gonna stick with super fucking queer for now

Gender: demiboy, assigned female at birth

Last Song listened to: be nice to me by the front bottoms

Happy?: ... No comment

Hair Color: Light brown. currently dyed purple

Zodiac: here's my natal chart:

Last Person You Kissed: No one likes me, therefore no one kisses me. I don't even kiss my parents really.

Favorite Color: Black

Battery Percent: Wait where's my phone? ah here it is, 57%

Celebrity Crush: just alt trans boy tiktokers

Favorite Vegetable: Chocolate. It comes from a bean... oh wait that makes it a protein. Okay then, brussel sprouts

or potatoes if you count that. if you count potatoes then thats it, no veggie table beats potatoes

Shoe Size: Women's 9 (i think)

favorite game: Minecraft

favorite song artist:

bo burnham, penelope scott, mother mother

say something to your fans/followers:

why tf are you still here? I'm annoying and boring

favorite TV show/movie:

TV shows: Merlin (I love it with my heart and soul), Stranger Things, Thirteen Reasons Why, She Ra, I Am Not Okay With This, The Umbrella Academy, etc.

Movies:  IT, Harry Potter, Heathers, The Blaire Witch Project, The Patriot, The Outsiders, Carrie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Love Simon, Call Me By Your Name, The Craft, Freaky, etc. (I'm probably forgetting something)

say a did you know fact:

- Red eyes at the pool are caused by urine, not chlorine

- Male fetuses get erections in the womb

- Every molecule of water you drink has been pissed out by a dinosaur

- Ducks are the most prolific rapists in the animal kingdom (1/3 of all duck intercourse is forced)

- Scientists say that by 2020 chocolate will begin to disappear from the earth

- Ninety percent of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine

mandatory.com/living/1059800-20-things-you-really-dont-want-to-know

- in Elizabethan England, prostitutes would entice people with stewed prunes

- the NYPD spend a quarter billion dollars ($230M) hunt settlements in 2018. Not on operation, facility, payment, equipment, maintenance, or any that, just on settlements alone. That is  hundreds of times more than the combined damage of all the BLM protests to go on in their City. This was in one year. for those of you who don't know, a settlement is when the NYPD gets taken to court for bad behavior, and rather than just settle it in court, they pay a shit ton of money out, about a quarter billion.

- some frogs throw up their stomachs to dispose of wastes and then r e c o n s u m e it

facts about you:

- im a pyromaniac

- imma anarcho-communist (fuck capitalism and fuck the system babe 😘)

hunger games vs harry potter:

books: I have yet to read the hunger games and I need to do so but for the time being, harry potter

movies: hunger games, katniss and finnick are hot

your nickname:

hell I have a lot. bob, arson, comic, cg, spencer, sapnap, socks, wrapping paper?, aquarium, etc.

how long have you had your account:

It'll tell you if you go to my account but if you're lazy like me, i've had it since april 28, 2020

fangirl or fanboy:

why subject us to gender roles? I'm just a fan

favorite animal:

dragons... karen I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE NOT REAL

I also like dinosaurs

tasmanian devils are also cool

current read:

I'm one of those people who are reading a million things at once so you need to specify...

kin list: technoblade, sapnap, tommyinnit, riche tozier, casey ford, bo burnham, shoto todoroki, denki kaminari, catra applesauce meowmeow (yes that's canon google it), kenny mccormic, tubbo, karl jacobs, ranboo, william cage


thank you for coming to my ted talk. leave any questions here and i'll possibly do a q&a, but considering how much i overshare, i doubt you'll need one 

nopenotsatan you are now legally obligated to do this as well. tag me cause I wanna see






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