A/N: Guess who back. Back again. Im back. Wooooohish. Anywas lets get on with the 'story'. Enjoyyyyyyy ((:
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I slowly gained conscious. When I did, I noticed everything was blue.
"Ohemgee Lou-eh!! We meet again bebz"
Are you kidding me?? Him again.... why me, WHY??
Lou: "Where r we??"
Haz: "I dunt kno. I been here since u tuched me n i exploded wink wink nudge nudge"
I sighed and sat down. Harry then proceeded to sit in my lap.
Lou: "Water u do en Haz? Y u on my lap??"
Haz: "I culd sit un ur fec bebz"
Lou: "I stg if u call me bebz I will stab u"
He just smirked at me and got up and left. Like where tf did he go?? I sighed in British and got up to look for him.
Lou: "Frickboi? Where is u? I hecka lonly up in here"
Haz: "up in where?"
I yelled out a 'manly' screech and got into fetal position. I started crying.
Haz: "Bebz nuuuuu! Durnt cri. I soz bebz! ILY5EVA"
Lou: " Y u gotta b su r00d, dunt u kno im hooman 2..... sortaz"
Haz: "wot"
Lou: "wot"
He then bended down and picked me up and carried me to a couch. Where did it even come from? Idk but oh well. He layed me down.
Haz: "nite bebz"
And then he fell asleep.
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A/N: woooooooh thats over with.Anyways, lets get on to the joke bc why not.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
It felt like bacon
Lololololol get it? It felt like baking.
Woooh this was a good one aha
Anyways, byeeeeeeeee *Troye Sivan wink*
-NATCAT OUT!!