Some Things You Just Can't Explain
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man
came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down
next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the
bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just
can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man
asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the
bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things
you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the
bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just
can't explain," the farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my
belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down
and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."