~Steve Rogers~
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!""....."
~Tony Stark~
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?"
"What ?"
"Where's Pop-Corn ?"
"Okay, why do I fall for this EVERY TIME ?!"
~Peter Parker~
"Spiders are so smart, they can find everything on the web"
"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."
"That's it, I'm moving in with the Avengers"
~Bucky Barnes~
"What kind of car does an egg drive?"
"What kind ?"
"A Yolkswagen"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING !!"
~Stephen Strange~
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"
"ugh, why ?"
"Because then it will be a foot"
"WONG !! WHY DID YOU GIFT HIM A BOOK OF 50 BEST DAD JOKES ?!!"
~Peter Quill~
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend"
"It wasn't her, he needed some space"
"I zoned out the moment you started the joke"
~Thor~
"What time did the man go to the dentist?
"Tooth hurt-y"
"I think you should stop hanging out this much with Uncle Steve, both of you are telling these jokes a little too much"
~Loki~
"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest ?"
"......"