Author: ... Okay, who the hell did that?!
5205: *Beats up somebody hanging on a rope* This guy. But don't worry, I already took care of him, I will send him to you after I am done with him.
035: Yeah, I can, but don't worry, I am not going to hurt her.
173: I hate it.
Author: It is not that bad...
173: It is. I prefer to be called a peanut than being shown in this form.
073: Why?!
076: Nah, it was in the past.
Author: And why not?
Author: *Starts glitching and dissapears*
5205: What the hell?!
Author: *Appears behind Marshadow and smashed a giant pan on his back* If you want to hurt me, then I can promise you, it won't be that easy.
953: Sure, why not? It is not like this scenario is going to happen anyway.
5205: *Types the data into the multiversal computer* Now there is less results, only 1 821 897 possibilities which is definitely less, but still too much to find your universe, I need a bit more data. And about Yule Man, I can change that and kill him after we find your universe, if you would like.
682-1: Yes, I would, why do you ask?
5205: ... Because the donut which you ate in the previous part was made out of them.
682-1: W-What?!
5205: Yeah, sorry...
682-1: *Falls on the ground and starts crying* Why do you hate me so much?!
Author: Alright, then feel free to make her ask us questions and dares too.
Author: Nope, but I will check it now since I have your request with him in my one-shot queue. Just tell me on which interview tape he is, and I will watch it.
5205: *Throws him a bottle of a cooking oil* If there is a chance that you want to eat this tuna, not use it to beat others, then feel free to use this oil to fry it.
166: *Turns into a golden seraphim and pulls out a gold sword* I will let you do the first move.
079: No... I am depressed after what happened...
173: ... I guess it is better than the unity remake.
953: ... I will repeat myself for the last time, I am from Korea and I am a kumiho, not a kitsune, who are from Japan!
035: *Gives him a long list of theatre plays* It should be everything.
079: I think that this question was for you Abel.
076: Yeah... *Summons a sword made out of swords* Lets dance.
1048: ... I hate you.
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear
'Cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear
Oh, yeah
Gummy gummy, gummy gummy, gummy bear
Gummy gummy, gummy gummy, gummy bear
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear
'Cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear
Oh, yeah
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Three times you can bite me... No, I can't! I can't do that!
073: I don't really know what it means, but this is my punishment and source of my powers.
106: Okay zoomer.
5205: We all have a certain pokemon, who cannot be beaten. SCP-682-1, I choose you! *Throws a pokeball at him*
682-1: Very funny...
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049: Thank you, but I am not the most precious one, this title belongs to SCP-999.
Author: Heterosexuality.
049-J: Okay, I will trust you. But if it is hard-boiled again, then I will break every single egg I ever see.
953: *Watches the video* Okay, the video is nice, but foxes don't make these sounds.
Author: Yeah, I am still doing it, but I am not updating it regularly.
2662: Well, that is an uncommon question. No, I don't produce ink, at least not yet, maybe in few hundred years.
Bright: What?! *Gets hugged by all SCPs* Okay... That's actually pretty nice...
Abel: I think that we have done that already, but okay. *Watches it* Yep, we have reacted to that already and believe me, there used to be way more thrilling executions at our facilities.
5205: With pleasure. *Opens a portal and throws Brights through it*
Everyone: *Does a backflip*
5205: Okay, calm down. With the universe with SCP-001 When Day Breaks I will deal personally, just send me its coordinates or open a portal for me. About SCP-169, it can be easily reversed, just bring SCP-055 to SCP-597 and it will reverse everything. And about the Red Pool, I am afraid that you have to deal with it yourself, just send good MTFs and they should handle it. And about 1128... Meh, at least he won't be a danger for you anymore