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By hqheaven

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[ace is online] "so what's ruining your life today?" "my addiction, obviously. also, lack of serotonin" in wh... More

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0:introductions
1: cannibalism
2: rose petals
3: surf
4: bizarre adventure
5: sugar rush
6: energy drinks
7: wilderness
8: sea shanties
9: black coffee
10: packages
11: glowsticks
12: little mermaid
13: fungus
14: sleepy time
15: polls galore
16: relations and ships
17: himbos
18: gardens
19.5: quick break
20: pizza time
21: dating perks
22: pickle jar
23: lectures
24: melting ice
25: symphony
26: cherry blossoms
27: sheep and wolf
28: strawberries
29: chicken barbecue
30: tsunami
31: gentle
31.5: archive 1.0
32: rough
33: soothing
34: bets
35: coral reefs
36: scam emails
37: rumble
38: magma
39: lava
40: eruption

19: real men

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[general chatroom.]

[four out of ten members are online.]

[ace is online.]

needles:
if you haven't had a dick in your mouth

are you really a man?

blue:
not everyone is gay

hyena:
i believe everyone is a little gay

ace for example

ace:
oh i see

hyena:
how delete message

@sweet

@sweet

how delete

blue:
ace helloooo

do you have time this evening?

ace:
yuh

why?

needles:
yall dating

ace:
i will answer that if you tell me

whether you're dating hyena

hyena:
we would never

needles:
how could i ever date someone like him

i mean

he's so traaaaash

hyena:
you think so?

needles:
i didnt mean it

hyena:
after all that we have been through????

needles:
it was a joke

[hyena is offline.]

shit

blue:
go make up with your boyfriend

needles:
how do people even find out that we are dating??????

ace:
you kissed????? in front of me???

i legit saw you squeezing hyenas ass???

needles:
...

[needles is offline.]

blue:
wait so we have two couples now?

ace:
i guess so

next thing you know the four of them are dating each other

blue:
that would be kinda hot tho

not gonna lie

anyway i was gonna ask smth

ace:
owo

what is it

blue:
this evening

you have time?

ace:
for what

blue:
there's a new episode of a show that i like coming out

and i need someone to watch it with me

so we could scream

ace:
so like a call or smth?

yeah we can do that

[hyena is online.]

hyena:
anyway so

we were gonna announce our relationship later

ace:
there is legit nothing to announce

blue:
the only thing that still intrigues me is ace's addiction

hyena:
oh yeah we still don't know

ace:
c:

hyena:
tell ussssss

it's been like two months man

ace:
no♡

blue:
king energy

will you tell me pwetty please

ace:
blue no offense

you're the last one i wanna tell

blue:
should i be flattered or afraid?

[needles is online.]

needles:
answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@hyena

i didn't mean ittttt

hyena:
heart been broke so many times

[blue is playing bruh sound effect 10 hour loop.]

needles:
what shall i do for you to forgive me

my sweet prince

my precious

hyena:
get on your knees and beg

blue:
ey ey ey no roleplaying here

do yall stuff in private

ace:
asking for sexual favours huh

needles:
wait it's your turn to do that

hyena:
i--

[hyena is offline.]

ace:
blue

blue:
yuh?

ace:
let's go to our dm's

blue:
aight bet

needles:
wait don't leave me alone :cccc
[read.]

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