NM!Fredbear: 4 years ago today, I married my best friend. Nightmare's still pissed about it but Freddy and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Mike: I know there are five love languages, but what about hate languages?
Chica: Illegally downloading.
Golden: Evil eye.
Bonnie: Fake friendliness.
Foxy: Acts of disservice.
Freddy: French.
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Chris: I just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life.
Fredbear plush: Change your settings to peaceful, it'll be okay.
Chris: Okay hold on.
Chris:..Dad where are you-
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Golden: I am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire. Either is fine.
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Mangle: I am not a man nor a woman, I am a problem.
Toy Bonnie: I identify as a problem.
Funtime Foxy: Gender: trouble.
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Shadow Bonnie: Books are dead tattooed trees.
Withered Foxy: That's metal as fuck.
Toy Bonnie: Wow, I like the way their corpses smell.
Withered Bonnie: That was more creepy as fuck.
Withered Freddy: I collect their corpses and display them on a shelf.
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Scrap Baby: Mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil.
Lefty: What does Quil do?
Molten: All the time all the time-
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Nightmarionne: People who sleep without socks on worry me.
NM!Freddy: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Nightmare: People who sleep are weird.
NM!Bonnie: I was a sock once.
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Shadow Freddy: I do not think therefore I do not am.
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Mike: What's another way to say "I got your back, buddy"?
Golden: I possess your spine, friend.
Freddy: Ooh, I should use that.
Mike: Please no.
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Freddy: I once left the room when I heard the others say "Let's see who can punch themselves in the face the hardest!" It was followed by punching noises and then crying. This is why the others are no longer allowed to do anything without my supervision.
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Jeremy: I want pizza.
Freddy: Then make one.
Mike: "Then make one" has the same energy as "Then perish".