Bokuto: NFJKCBNWN-
Akaashi: wha-
Inunaki: EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!
Iwaizumi: what the hell is going on??
Oikawa: 🤷♀️
Iwaizumi:😑
Oikawa: 😋
Meian: i did not see this coming
Barnes: Hinata tell em!!!!
Kenma: ???
Kuroo: pls tell me its about the bet
Hinata: ITS ABOUT THE BET
Tsukishima: well don't keep us waiting
Yamaguchi: cmon shouyou tell us already!!
Hoshiumi: TELL US TELL US TELL US
Sachirou: ah, the idiot's gone hyper again
Hoshiumi: SHUT UP
Ushijima: what is it that you had to tell us about the bet
Hinata: So we had gone out to get some drink-
Bokuto: AND SAKKUN CAME TOO!!!
Meian: I think that's obvious
Inunaki: Cap, I love you but shut up
Meian: That's fair, have a nice day
Barnes: Anyways.
Barnes: Sakusa-san came along too and we managed to convince to get a few drinks
Meian: Turns out he's got a light tolerance for alcohol.
Hinata: soooo~
Bokuto: WE MANAGED TO GET SAKUN DRUNK
Inunaki: BY ACCIDENT
Inunaki: just wanted to make that clear
Iwaizumi: I'd be severely disappointed if that wasn't the case
Meian: we managed to get Sakusa drunk and as it turns out
Meian: he's a rambling drunk.
Kenma: oh
Kuroo: OH
Ushijima: would I be correct to assume that Sakusa said something about his boyfriend?
Hinata: Yup!
Bokuto: and it was aloooot!
Iwaizumi: well, let's hear it then.
Hinata: can i have the honours??
Bokuto: sure thing!
Hinata: well, the first thing we found out was that he thought his boyfriend was the best setter in the world
Hinata: he then kept rambling on how they made the best tamagoyaki
Hinata: and that they were an amazing baker but a horrible cook
Hinata: he also said that he wished he got that they got together in high school so he could spend more time with him
Tendou: so it seems like future Mr Sakusa is a setter~
Lev: good luck to everyone who bet on Iwaizumi
Kuroo: dammit
Kenma: fuck
Akaashi: well, that's unfortunate
Yaku: I feel targeted :')
Tendou: ...
Hoshiumi: sHUT UP
Sachirou: I mean can you blame us?
Tsukkishima: I was so sure it was him
Yamaguchi: it's okay tsukki :)
Daichi: you really gotta call me out like that
Sugawara: I'm loosing alot of money on this bet
Iwaizumi: wha-
Iwaizumi: really?!
Oikawa: This is fucking hilarious
Iwaizumi: does nobody know I'm married??
Meian: didn't expect this but welcome to the club I guess
Sachirou: well, that's unexpected
Hoshiumi: when the fuck did you get married???
Daichi: pls tell me it isn't who I think it is
Sugawara: pls tell me it is
Ushijima: congratulation Iwaizumi-san
Iwaizumi: thank you???
Iwaizumi: wait, did nobody actually know I was married??
Osamu: I did
Suna: I thought you were dating someone??
Lev: I did but Mori didn't~
Yaku: I thought they were still pining for each other!!
Yaku: Y'know, like they were since literally high school
Oikawa: actually, it was since middle school
Tendou: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Ushijima: well, It's not that surprising
Tsukishima: fucking finally
Yamaguchi: ...I full heartedly agree with him
Hoshiumi: wait, YOU MARRIED OIKAWA TOORU???
Iwaizumi: yes??
Oikawa: he sure did!
Sachirou: But the names??
Oikawa: well, we decided to keep our names
Oikawa: still doesn't change the fact that we're married~
Sugawara: congratulations to you two
Oikawa: don't even pretend suga, I know you made a bet with daichi and I want my share
Sugawara: dammit
Daichi: hah, take that!
Meian: we managed to get severely off topic
Inunaki: PEOPLE, WE JUST FOUND OUT GOOD INFORMATION
Adriah: AND WE MANAGED TO DO SO RIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE
Bokuto: AND WE MAKE THE FINAL BETS TODAY
Hinata: so what is it that we know now
Akaashi: well, for one we know that they're a setter
Tsukiishima: and isn't sakusa really picky about his food
Yamaguchi: I think so yeah
Inunaki: yup
Meian: yes he is
Bokuto: he wouldn't eat the cookies Akaashi and I made :'(
Adriah: they were burnt, bokuto
Bokuto: still :((((
Iwaizumi: well, if sakusa is picky about his food, then the guy must be good at baking
Tendou: And good at making tamagoyaki too!
Ushijima: It would also seem as though he knew his current boyfriend since high school or
before then
Lev: sooo...
Lev: is that everything?
Meian: I guess
Yaku: so you're trying to tell me that we have to make our last bets today and all we know know about sakusa's boyfriend is that he's shorter, know to bake and make tamagoyaki but otherwise would burn a kitchen down, he's a setter and that they've known each other since or before high school??
Komori: is it really that little of information???
Suna: ...holy shit
Osamu: what?
Suna: I know who it is
Komori: oooh, me too~
Osamu: well, the rest of you have to place your bets now
Oikawa: or by the end of today~
Bokuto: ok!
Hinata: alright!
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Osamu and Oikawa DMs
Osamu: Oikawa
Oikawa: what?
Osamu: my boyfriends an idiot
Oikawa: so is mine
Oikawa: your point
Osamu: no, I mean he is astronomically stupid
Oikawa: again, your point??
Osamu: he bet on the wrong person
Oikawa: who???
Osamu: you'll find out eventually
Oikawa: fuck you
Osamu: no thanks, that's suna's job
Oikawa: gros TMI
Osamu: :p
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"Atsu?"
Atsumu lifted his head, "Yeah? What is it?"
Sakusa walked into their bedroom, "What's going on in the chat?"
Atsumu glanced back to his phone where the bet gc was open and laughed, "Oh, just them being idiots."
"Mhm." Sakusa walked over to where Atsumu was lying on the bed and sat down next to him, "That it?"
Atsumu smirked, "And they managed to get some more information out of you when you were drunk yesterday."
Sakusa frowned, "This is why I said it was a bad idea for me to go drinking with you guys."
Atsumu sat up and smiled at his boyfriend, "But you had fun didn't you?"
Sakusa sighed before he smiled back, "Yes, I did."
Atsumu hummed and gave Sakusa a quick kiss on the cheek, "Now c'mon. I made chocolate cake and I don't want it to burn like last time."
Sakusa rolled his eyes as he got and pulled Atsumu along with him, "Are you ever gonna let go of that."
Atsumu flicked the younger's forehead, "Nope."
Sakusa chuckled and pulled Atsumu close to him by the waist, his forehead resting on the other's. "I love you so much."
Atsumu smiled and gave him a gentle kiss before pulled away from, "I love you too. But I'm serious, I don't want my cake to burn again."
"Neither do I. I never want to see that angry again." Sakusa shivered at the memory.
Atsumu laughed out loud, "I'm glad you learnt your lesson. Now let's go, we got some cake to eat!"
The couple as they left the bedroom, Atsumu's phone still vibrating from the notifications that were coming from the bet GC.