Haikyuu x Reader!! Chatfic

By kenomg

44.8K 1K 1.1K

Y/n, Kenmas online friend, bugs to be added into his volleyball groupchat ;0 What happens when theyre a simp... More

~ simps ~
~ baf water ~
~ milk ~
~ cake ~
~ enemies ~
~ count ~
~ violence ~
~ cringe ~
~ drugs ~
~ meeting ~
~ zombies~
~ emo~
~ arson ~
~ boyfriend ~
~bread~
~ toilet ~
~ bastard ~
~ roastin ~
~ pooping ~
~ drugs ~
~ simps 2.0 ~
~ rawr ~
! psa !
~ rodrick ~
~ vacation ~

~break~

905 23 9
By kenomg

- PISSBOY SHIT -

y/ning:
goddamn
i cant believe schools literally done
ALSO
IM PASSING LMFAO

AHAHAHAHHA TSUKISHIMA SHUT MY FUCKING NUTS

dinotsuki:
i hate you
pls kys

terushimaballs:
AHHH FUCKING CONGRATS
BRUH THIS SUMMER'S GONNA BE SO FUN
ESPECIALLY SINCE WE WONT BE BUSY FOR ONCE

y/ning:
IKKK
I CAN FINALLY SEE YOU AGAIN
MANAGING SCHOOL AND A NIGHT JOB ITS HARD MAN

terushimaballs:
I BET
I SEE YOU FOR ONLY ONE HOUR A DAY AND YOU BASICALLY LIVE WITH ME NOW
AND I DONT LIKE IT
AT ALL
IT NEEDS TO BE ALL DAY
OR ILL CRY
you dont wanna see me cry

y/ning:
yes i do lol

kodzuken:
damn
rip
that bussy aye
my tooth is killing me bro

nekuro:
break it off

kodzuken:
what

nekuro:
what

y/ning:
ANY MOTHA FUCKIN WHO
IM GONNA BE A SENIOR NEXT SCHOOL YEAR
THIS IS SO EXCITING

dinotsuki:
guess your dumbass aint failing

y/ning:
ALSO
MY BDAY IS IN A WEEK
THEN IM 18
GOD NEXT WEEK'S GONNA BE SO BUSY

keishinasf:
youre 18 next week
oh yeah
forgot

y/ning:
i forgot
you existed tbh

keishinasf:
how tf
im literally the best you had LMFAO

y/ning:
past tense "had"
if you didn't read the chat
IVE BEEN DATING TERU FOR LITERALLY
4 MONTHS

keishinasf:
didn't know and dont care ngl

y/ning:
omg
STFUUUGVWEIGVBE

kodzuken:
man
youre like what
84
get away from y/n while theyre still a minor

y/ning:
periodt luv
ew
i said period
HAHAHHA PERIOD
LMFAO

terushimaballs:
ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY WTF

y/ning:
IT IS BC I SAID IT IS
GOT A PROBLEM MAN?????

terushimaballs:
yes
infact i do
with you
NEVER BEING HOME

y/ning:
ill tell you what
when we go to school, we play rookie, and just hangout

terushimaballs:
okay <3

nekuro:
i pased chem

kodzuken:
obviously not fucking language arts
can't even fucking spell
Stupid cunt

y/ning:
can we not
insult our bestie kuroo

kodzuken:
really

y/ning:
no
AHHAHAHH FUCKING UGLY MF NOT EVEN KNOWING HOW TO SPELL
TF IS THAT SHIT BRUH /j

nekuro:
yall kill me
i hate you
sm

y/ning:
you love us
were literally siblings bruh

nekuro:
BOKUTO
HELP
RAT

bokuhoeing:
LEAVE MY HOMIE ALONE RAT
oh wait
its just y/n
kuroo
my man....
...what

nekuro:
kill it

y/ning:
WOW
IM AN 'IT' NOW
IWGPIWRV I HATE YOU SO MUCH
SUCK ON MY ASS MF

nekuro:
prolly dont open your cheeks to let the water in

y/ning:
dont be telling YOUR confessions man
thats nasty
get it fixed
ficks it

miyamiyaatsumu:
GUYS GUYS GUYS
OH MY FUCKING LORD
WE GET OUT OF ON WEDNESDAY
!!!

sunagod:
literally
everyone knows
ugly miya

miyaosamu:
srsly

sunagod:
hey hot miya

miyaosamu:
hey lol

y/ning:
ew fags

sunagod:
AS IF YOU WERENT TRYNA GET W YACHI WHEN YOU WERE IN KARASUNO BRUH

y/ning:
how dare you bring that angel into this
but yk what
idc

terushimaballs:
...are you sure babe

y/ning:
BABAIGFWOIPFB
HEART ATTACK

prettysetterkawa:
you ever crack your nuckles
and it feels good

ushijjima:
yes

prettysetterkawa:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET TF AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YOURE SO FUCKING UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

y/ning removed prettysetterkawa from PISSBOY SHIT

y/ning:
fixed the prob
i fucking hate that hes so mean to you for no reason

ushijjima:
its okay
he doesn't mean it :)
hes a friend

y/ning:
the fact you consider him a friend after everything
is so mature
goddamn

iwazooming:
kawa's just an ass
nothing to take personal
he hates everyone who he thinks is a threat

y/ning:
omg hey bae

iwazooming:
no <3
ur ugly, fat, and i dont like you /j

bokuhoeing:
guys
its so crazy that
me and kuroo, daichi, asahi, suga, ushijima, oikawa, iwa, and konoha are graduating this year

y/ning:
omg i miss konoha
wtf
i havent seen him in forever
@k0n0h0e

k0n0h0e:
what do you want
oh
hey y/n

y/ning:
HEYYYY
MF
YOU HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE AT ALL WTF

k0n0h0e:
STUDYING SO THAT I GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY
DUH

y/ning:
bogus
but
in a week
ill be a third year
AND ITS SO EXCITING
SO SERIOUSLYWEB OML

terushimaballs:
you and me both babe
and maybe
you can transfer to my school!

y/ning:
omg
i was gonna surprise you
but since you brought it up
I AM
I ALR ENROLLED FOR NEXT YEAR!

terushimaballs:
wait are you fr???
OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING
I LOVE YOU WTF

y/ning:
are you meaning that in the way we always mean
or
is that the first "i love you" i love you?

terushimaballs:
first

y/ning:
better get your ass home rn
stay in your rooms
then when you hear my car
get ready

terushimaballs:
for what

y/ning:
;)
OAEBFOWEV JK WERE BINGING MY FAVORITE SHOW
@kodzuken
he said it

kodzuken:
everyone say cheese
taking a group photo
jk
yall to ugly to go in my camera roll

y/ning:
I LOVE HOW YOU SAY THAT AS HALF OF YOUR PHOTS ARE OF ME

terushimaballs:
my entire camera roll is you and memes

y/ning:
what

terushimaballs:
you hear me

y/ning:

terushimaballs:
wait no i didnt mean it like that i stg
im at home rn
waiting
to binge your show
which one do you want me to put on?

y/ning:
youre 4given
the 100

terushimaballs:
HOW DID I NOT GUESS THAT
YOU TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME
I PAUSED IT AND NOW IM WAITING FOR YOU TO GET HOME

y/ning:
alr
5 mins away
*sent by siri*

kodzuken:
wel
theres no reason for me to be here
if y/ns gone
so bye bitches
i hate you all
dont bother me <3

nekuro:
kenma
im at you house
let me in

kodzuken:
finnneeeeeeee ugh fat ass

_____
698 words
IM SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE ON THIS BOOK. LIFE HAS BEEN SO WEIRD AND HECTIC AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT TBH. BUT ILL TRY TO BE ACTIVE FROM NOW ON I SWEAR!!!

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