shishikuraiglol
it's fucking mind baffling how the whole school is gassing up the new chicken sandwiches in the cafeteria 😕
inasa_yoarashi
you had it???
inasa_yoarashi
what did it taste like
shishikuraiglol
a regular ass sandwich
inasa_yoarashi
oh
shishikuraiglol
yeah
inasa_yoarashi
lol
inasa_yoarashi
shishikuraiglol
BOY WHAG ⁉️
shishikuraiglol
WHAT IS RHAT WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT
inasa_yoarashi
IM SORRY THE CONVO WAS GETTING AWKWARD 😭
inasa_yoarashi
I SENT THE FIRST THING IN MY GALLERY
shishikuraiglol
BITCH YOU COULDVE REPLIED WITH "k"
shishikuraiglol
YOU COULDVE LEFT ME ON SEEN
shishikuraiglol
YOU COULDVE SENT A DICK PIC ANYTHING
nagamasamor_a
now inasa why in the world would you have that in your gallery
nagamasamor_a
actually don't answer that i don't need to know
camieutsushimi
oh my god that picture is nauseating
camieutsushimi
definitelynotyn
wanna be sandwiched between diego & the king fu panda tiger villain fr 🥰🙏🏼
inasa_yaorashi
REAL
shishikuraiglol
oh naw
shishikuraiglol
these bitches aren't sane
shishikuraiglol
camieutsushimi
to the psych ward
definitelynotyn
camie shut up didn't you read diego x readers on wattpad
camieutsushimi
THAT WAS A MIDDLE SCHOOL PHASE ‼️
definitelynotyn
was a phase nonetheless babe 🤨☝️
camieutsushimi
do you want me to kms? be honest
inasa_yaorashi
Camie on wattpad on a summer's night in 2015:
inasa_yaorashi
definitelynotyn
LMFAOOOO
nagamasamor_a
a very uncomfortable topic
nagamasamor_a
let's change it ..
shishikuraiglol
PLEASE
definitelynotyn
okay we can talk about this mr peebody picture instead
definitelynotyn
nagamasamor_a
NO .
inasa_yoarashi
YES !
nagamasamor_a
WHY ARE YOU TWO LIKE THIS
camieutsushimi
we can talk abt that fucking blonde WHORE who stole (Y/n) away from me
shishikuraiglol
oh she's fired up
inasa_yaorashi
natsucore
definitelynotyn
don't call my boyfriend a whore camie .. </3
camieutsushimi
GUYS SEE
camieutsushimi
SHES DEFENDING A MAN
camieutsushimi
A MAN
shishikuraiglol
and?
camieutsushimi
ALL SHE EVER CALLS MEN IS "WHORES"
definitelynotyn
that was the old me
definitelynotyn
i realized they're lowkey cute 🥰
camieutsushimi
yeah but now ur gonna 4get me 😔💔💔
definitelynotyn
BAE IM NOT GONNA FORGET U
camieutsushimi
shishikuraiglol
LMFAOOOOOOO SHUT U DOWN SO FAST
definitelynotyn
camieeeee :((( u know ur my number 1 since foreverrrrr :((
camieutsushimi
well u don't act like i am 💔
definitelynotyn
ok ok how abt we hang out in our mario and luigi costumes after my date tonight ⁉️
inasa_yaorashi
date? 😀
shishikuraiglol
inasa typing that:
shishikuraiglol
camieutsushimi
ok FINE but only us two
camieutsushimi
inasa and seiji you hear that? YOURE NOT INVIYED
camieutsushimi
you are mora
nagamasamor_a
thank you ❤️
shishikuraiglol
bitch fuck you we make your hang outs so much more fun
shishikuraiglol
youre the ones who're gonna miss out ✌🏼
shishikuraiglol
right inasa?
inasa_yaorashi
YES EXACTLY
shishikuraiglol
ykw??? Inasa & i are gonna hang out together in our spiderman and batman costumes
shishikuraiglol
ALONE
shishikuraiglol
no girls allowed !!!!!!!
shishikuraiglol
mora you're invited
nagamasamor_a
thank you
definitelynotyn
fruity
camieutsushimi
spiderman and batman???
camieutsushimi
those aren't even in the same cinematic universe ??
shishikuraiglol
i know
definitelynotyn
lmao
definitelynotyn
it's so funny when you tell a man something and he says "i know" no you fuckin don't there is nothing in your head
definitelynotyn
rattle rattle skull bitch 💀
shishikuraiglol
men cant do anything around (Y/n) 😭
definitelynotyn
unless the man is Denki Kaminari tbh
camieutsushimi
girl is WHIPPED jesus fucking christ
camieutsushimi
did that blondie do some voodoo shit or something
nagamasamor_a
a dark magic spell perhaps?
definitelynotyn
VOODOO SHIT 😭 GIRL IM JUST IN LOVE DAMN
shishikuraiglol
yeah but it's a concerning level of love
shishikuraiglol
do you feel the need to be close to him at all times???????????
definitelynotyn
of course i do he's my boyfriend 🙁
shishikuraiglol
ok so you're an obsessive stalker who wants to murder her bf so he wouldn't leave her
definitelynotyn
definitelynotyn
HUH
inasa_yaorashi
have you ever felt the need to touch him???
definitelynotyn
i already have 😀 we've kissed we've hugged
inasa_yaorashi
so youre a psychotic person who fails to respect physical boundaries ✍🏼 interesting
shishikuraiglol
guys maybe we should rethink our friendship with her
shishikuraiglol
definitelynotyn
NAW YOU BITCHES ARE CRAZY
definitelynotyn
and that's coming from me
definitelynotyn
gotta go get ready for my date before i lose my mind with u hoes
definitelynotyn
camie, mora i'll see u guys later
definitelynotyn
the other two... GET HELP
meanwhile, in the UA's dormitories; specifically Denki's...
"oh my god she's gonna leave me once she finds out i have no sense of style!!" the blonde cried, hair a mess despite Mina's best efforts to comb it down in an appealing manner. "i'm going to ruin this date before it even started!"
various pieces of clothing littered the messy floors of his bedroom. he turned back to his closet and desperately pulled out more clothes to look through. "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR"
Deku, who was busy picking up the stray shirts and pants off the floor, nervously called for his blonde friend. "uhm... Kaminari... if you keep throwing your clothes on the floor you really won't have anything to wear." Mina nodded in agreement.
"i cant show up to our first date in any of these! she's going to break up with me on the spot." the electric-quirked boy replied, "ew denki what are you wearing?! i'm sorry (Y/n)! it's the only thing i had! i'm sorry i can't date a boy with no fashion sense we're over!" he went on in a pitched voice mimicking (Y/n)'s, before finally plummeting to the ground – thankfully his fall was cushioned by the piles of clothes. "noo... don't goooooo." his muffled voice called.
Mina, Deku and Ochaco witnessed the acting scene with judging stares – glancing at each other awkwardly.
"dude ... you have like... the most closet space in this entire dorm building. everything you own is brand name – what is there not to wear?..." Mina questioned her friend with a hand on her hip, not that she would tell him but she was slowly getting more and more annoyed.
the blonde lifted his head, "it's not that i have nothing to wear it's that none of it fits as a date outfit."
"well can you tell us where you two are going?" Ochaco smiled, hoping to ease his nerves. "we've been asking you for the past hour, we can't be of help if we don't know the place of your date."
"a restaurant in west tokyo, fancy." Kaminari sat up to lean his back on his closet door, "i dont do fancy! i suck at acting like a gentleman."
Izuku silently pulled a suit from the closet, "well then go with a safe option, a suit! black and comfortable; cant lose with a suit."
Mina finger snapped at the green eyed boy, "y'know this is why i like you, 'Zuku."
he was right. suits are a safe choice in these types of things, but still – the pit of indecisiveness and anxiety at the bottom of Kaminari's stomach failed to fade away.
maybe asking her to a fancy restaurant was the wrong move? what if he made a fool out of himself? what if he orders his food wrong? what if his money doesn't cover it? oh my god what if she laughs at him?
the sound of clapping sucked Kaminari back into reality, "hellooo Denkiiii." Ashido sung out, "what do you think of the suit?"
his lips tugged into a nervous smile, one that thankfully his friends didn't notice. "yeah. sounds great."