✨old men group chat✨

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a modern group chat au with the beatles, the stones, bowie, and eric clapton for some reason - written with... More

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✌️: Im back,,

pirate: where were you anyways,,

✌️: I think you should give this a bit more thought

✌️: Bathroom why

pirate: you sure you weren't secretly stealing my food again

✌️: I would never 💔

pirate: yea.. sure

✌️: 💔

keef: stop being so mean to him >:((

swagger: he pout

swagbowie: he's so cute when he pouts tho

hando: i was right about this being a love triangle

savoytruffle: why was i added to this again

st mccarthysim: woah love stories😳😳

hando: because eric, like rings, you're special

swagger: wait no this isnt a love triangle

keef: definitely not-

swagbowie: theyre both hot smh 💔

pirate: they said after minutes of flirting and arguing

st mccarthyism: wait keith change your dn to have swag in it to match them

keef: NO

hando: aw c'mon keef you'll join the swag gang

keef: none of us are together-

swagbowie: omg are you implying a poly thing

keef: NO

swagger: i mean

keef: no

swagger: yeah no im um straight

swagbowie: GAGJFJKFJFMBB

hando: yea just like me guys totally❤️

keef: m o v i n g o n

✌️: We should play a game or something

st mccarthyism: yea bold of you to assume we can move on from something like that

pirate: what kind of game,,

hando: it's all going to plan❤️ soon you will all realize what my true evil plan was

✌️: I was thinking like would you rather or something

✌️: Like truth or dare you know

pirate: what do you mean,,

swagbowie: OMG WYR ❤️❤️

swagger: calm down over there

hando: wait that sounds like a wonderful way to get to know everyone better so then I will know everyone's weakness

st mccarthyism: youre scaring me

swagbowie: truth or dare, or would you rather

swagger: i personally vote truth or dare

keef: truth or dare </3

savoytruffle: wyr

hando: also paul I'm glad that you're scared that is a part of my plan </3

st mccarthyism: o h

pirate: since no one answered poor keef, I pick truth

keef: wait what oh i was voting that as the game

keef: but okay um uh

hando: hehehe loser picks truth

keef: everything im thinking of is lame

pirate: its fine just ask me anything i dont care

keef: i barely know you i know nothing about you everything is a question

swagger: poor little confused keef

pirate: just ask away

keef: 1. shut up mick, 2. okay uh what's your

keef: wait lemme think

swagger: omg

pirate: hey mick shut up he doesn't even know me >:((

keef: im being pressured </3

keef: okay whats your sexuality cause i can guess and i wanna check my gaydar

pirate: well what do you think i am


a/n- this one is really short i may post pt4 later today

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