Kiana's Bizarre Adventure: Wh...

By DerErzHerzog

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This will be a crossover fanfiction of Honkai Impact 3 and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. All rights go to their... More

Foreword
Prologue
Chapter 1: Seele - Valentine Part 1
Chapter 2: Seele - Valentine Part 2
Chapter 3: Wrecking Ball
Chapter 4: Civil War
Chapter 6: Chocolate Disco Part 2
Chapter 7: Tubular Bells Part 1
Chapter 8: Tubular Bells Part 2
Chapter 9: Tubular Bells Part 3
Chapter 10: Catch the Rainbow Part 1
Chapter 11: Catch the Rainbow Part 2
Chapter 12: In A Silent Way Part 1
Chapter 13: In A Silent Way Part 2
Chapter 14: Sugar Mountain
Chapter 15: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Part 1
Chapter 16: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Part 2
Chapter 17: D4C - Love Train
Epilogue: The World of Stars and Stripes

Chapter 5: Chocolate Disco Part 1

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[14:41 Far East, Soukai City, St. Freya High]


"... and then he said: 'My weakness, Valkyries of Schicksal ... Is being purified with 'water'.' and then I ran away to get water to help Bronya!" Kiana said to Theresa who was intrigued but also fascinated just like the rest of the ones who were outside of the academy during the encounter with Axl RO's Civil War and the other two loyal servants of President Valentine.

"So you say that this guy had a special power that can manifest the 'guilt' of people and use it against them?" Otto, the Schicksal overseer asked in reassurance.

"Yes, just as we told you, this thing could even manifest the ghosts of the people who died because of Bronya," Fu Hua replied calmly.

"I wonder what happened with the overseer if he would have been the target. I mean only the ones who died in 2000 during the second Honkai War .. maybe he would have had to face Sirin again," Theresa said blaming her grandpa who sighed in a displeased manner.

"How many times do I have told you and this loose cannon, I didn't knew that the scientists in Babylon Lab. did their experiments on children, and I was against the nuclear strike on Cecilia and Sirin. There are even audio logs that support my version of the story!" Otto said to his granddaughter.

(Yes, I made Otto less antagonistic please don't hate me)

"You could still have faked them! So I will never forgive you for killing my BFF!" Theresa answered.

Otto on the other hand made a facepalm. 

"Anyway, this man Axl, said that we shall head to New York but also that the President has another test for us if we go there," Welt, leader of AE said to return to their original topic.

"Why New York?" Theresa asked.

"Because the current residence of the President and his family is in New York because of an unfortunate separation of the states because of the clone of the former Welt," Einstein explained to the short girl in a nun costume.

"Oh, I see ... so how about we use the Hyperion to travel to New York? Himeko is currently very busy with a new class so she won't need her 'boat'," The white-haired loli said to the two leaders.

"Miss Principal I don't know if it would make a good impression on him if we travel to him in a battleship ..." Welt said now also with a facepalm.

"But, Joachim (yeah that's Welt's real name), this guy said that we need to be prepared for another test and who knows what it is, so as much as it bugs me to say this, the Squad of this S-rank Valkyrie could be a good help too," EInstein said to the man who still had his hand over his face.

"Then it's settled!" Theresa said in a happy voice and a big smile on her face.

"Since when are you the overseer..." Otto said silently and with a sigh at the end but as he looked at the others in the room, the blond man saw that something bothers the class monitor Fu Hua.

"Hua, is there something that bothers you?" 

"When I asked the man we encountered if every so-called agent has such powers, he said that everyone has these powers but that the President has a much superior one so I wonder what this power is and how dangerous this power can be," The gray-haired girl said to the overseer.

"Well, I don't know what the President's ability is but it must be a strong one. I know that he was the target of countless assassinations and one was even on the TV and the next day he was fine though he was shot in the heart," Otto said with his hand on his chin.

"I would have never thought that the great overseer of Schicksal could be tricked with using a double. Hehehe," Tesla the red-haired scientist next to her friend and ally Einstein, said.

"We will see, we will see ..." Otto said to the lobster head.

"But his wife must be stronger!" Kiana suddenly said.

"Why would you think that?" Theresa said to the Kaslana.

"Don't you remember that he and his group shivered when he mentioned his wife and that he didn't told her that he left their home?" Kiana said in her high-pitched voice.

"Oh yeah, well I guess we find it out when we head to New York and meet the President," Theresa said.

"Fine, then we will use the Hyperion..." The overseer said.

"Perfect, I will go and get the keys from Himeko! We will meet at the hangar at 16:00!" The short girl said and then left the office where they currently are.

Shortly after the principal, the rest also left the office.


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[12:56 At an unknown place]


In a dark place with barely any light, a man with short white hair,  blue eyes, and black clothes is sitting on a throne like a king. In front of him kneeled a woman wearing a gray skin-tight suit and a black cape with some red details and a hood over her head. 

"Raven, I want you to go to New York and bring President Funny Valentine II. to us. He knows much more about this Corpse than us. Bring him to me so we can use him to fulfill the World Serpent's goal," The man said to the woman named Raven.

The female left the huge dark hall without a word. As she left the room the man stood up and began to walk to a door on the left side of the room. As he opened the door he walked down a long hall until he reached another door and opened that too. As he opened the second one, he entered a small room with a pedestal in the center of the room. On this pedestal, the left arm of a human corpse laid there on a pillow. As the man inspected the arm, he began a monologue.

"I know that the President knows what this thing can do. But what is up with this arm? It radiates a power but it's neither similar to the Honkai nor is it Soulium ... and I could escape the Sea of Quanta ... what in the world are you?"


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[11:23 New York, Residence of F. Valentine II.]


"It seems like the overseer and his Valkyries truly came," Valentine said sitting in his chair inside his office. Across from him stood his advisor who has nearly the same clothes as him. 

"Yes. Mr. Valentine."

"Are there some news about Sandman or the Eleven Men?" The blond President asked.

"Not yet, Mr. Valentine but I'm sure that they will return soon," His advisor replied.

"Good. Send D-I-S-C-O to my office, and Wekapipo too," Valentine said and with a small bow, the advisor left the President's office.

A few moments later a familiar man with a weird haircut known as Wekapipo stood together with another man in his office. The new man has messy, medium-length, curly dark hair, with a large rectangular hair clip/accessory sitting on the left side of his head. He also has blue eyes and a shaved beard with a mustache. He wears a long coat similar to the ones worn by the police officers from the 18th century. A belt designed with a handcuff shaped belt buckle is strapped around his waist to hold his coat together. This man's name is D-I-S-C-O and is the bearer of the Stand that appears as an armbrace on his left forearm, Chocolate Disco.

"You two will accompany me to greet our guests."

The two men headed forward while Valentine shortly turned around and saw a girl of a rather small height with orange eyes and long purple hair in a white and wine red dress.

"Are you leaving again?" The short girl asked the President in a sad tone. "Mom will be upset again."

"Don't worry, I'm not gone for long. When I return I will take my afternoon nap I promise after that to play with you, and you know I never break a promise," Valentine said to the girl.

Hearing this, the girl's mood changed, and smiled brightly at the President who towered over her.

"Thanks, Dad! See you later!" She said and ran back from wherever she came from. 

(Can you guess who the girl was?)

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[11:23 New York]


Arriving in New York City, the Valkyries of Schicksal and the three people of Anti-Entropy made their way to the presidential residence. 

"Lord Otto, I ordered the Immortal Blades to take important positions to save a possible retreat," Durandal, the captain of the Immortal Blades said to her boss.

"Good, now we only have to go to the house of Mr. Valentine," Otto said pleased by the fact that they are only a few steps away from a personal meeting with the President.

"I don't want to crush your dreams overseer, but we still have to get to his residence," Welt Yang, the current true leader of Anti-Entropy said to his former enemy.

"Are you ready grandpa?" Theresa said to the overseer.

"Miss Principle how about we at first set up a plan before we go to the President, don't forget that we need to give him an offer that he can't refuse to take," Welt said to the small girl.


While the leaders of the two factions were discussing a plan, let's take a look at the young Valkyries. Kiana, Mei, Bronya, and last but not least Fu Hua were looking around the gigantic city.

"WHOAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! This city is huuuuuge!" Kiana exclaimed in her usual cheerful voice.

"Yeah, it is. I was never in New York before," Mei said also flashed by the enormous city. "What about you class president?"

"It's also my first time to be here," Hua said looking at the skyscrapers a few hundred meters away from them.

"Hey! That guy over there near the tree wasn't he with this soldier man?" Kiana suddenly said, pointing at a tree and a person who tried to hide behind said tree. It was Wekapipo who watched the President's 'guests' from afar but then turned away and walked away.

The group of four girls decided to inform their superiors about it and so they went to the two leaders and the principal of St. Freya.

"Theresa, there is something we have to tell you," Fu Hua said to the small nun to gain her attention.

"Not now Hua, we-" Theresa began but got then cut off by Hua.

"But we saw one of the men who attacked St. Freya," The gray-haired girl said in a rather loud voice that the overseer, as well as the sovereign, could hear her.

"You saw someone of his agents?" The Overseer asked.

"Kiana saw a guy in a light outfit and a weird haircut,"  She responded.

"I see ... Seems like the President is watching us and he will probably test us but how about we separate?" Otto said to the small girl.

"This is not a horror movie so why should we do that?" Theresa responded with a sarcastic tone.

"Actually, I think we should do this. We don't know what the President will do. We don't even know for sure if he is not an enemy," Welt interfered.

"..." Theresa looked with a blank face at the sovereign of Anti-Entropy. Giving up she agreed on the idea to form two teams. The first team is the Overseer Otto Apokalypse himself with his maid Rita Rossweisse and the three young girls of Squad V, Kiana Kaslana, Mei Raiden, and Bronya Zaychik. The second team, the Sovereign Welt Yang accompanied by the two scientists Einstein and Tesla as well as the self-proclaimed world number one cutest Theresa Apokalypse and the captain of the Immortal Blades, Durandal.


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[11:39 New York]


The second group, led by the Sovereign of Anti-Entropy, were walking around the city but still in the direction of the President's residence. They walked through several streets that began to get less crowded until they came across a man dressed as a police officer during the 18th century with a special armbrace on his left forearm who began to approach them.

Clack, clack, clack ... He approached the group with a  serious expression, showing that he is definitely not here to give them a warm welcome.

"Chocolate Disco," The man said confusing the group that stood across him.

"That's my 'Stand Name'. Chocolate Disco."

"That's all I'm going to say. I'm done. That's all."


"I have nothing else to say... I have no other words... regarding what I'm willing to explain to you."

"Stay behind me, Theresa, Anti-Entropy, this man is clearly an enemy!" Durandal stated going into a fighting stance.

"Einstein, Tesla, can you-" Welt began but got then cut off when his sight was blocked by a flag of the United States of America. For safety measures, Welt pulled a pistol out of his pocket in case he needs to defend himself when his powers can't be used. He shot at the silhouette that he could see behind the flag. Before he could see his allies again, Welt saw a metallic arm retracting behind the flag and to his surprise, he could hear a girl screaming in pain.


<--- TO BE CONTINUED

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Thank you for reading and have a nice day!

I'm terribly sorry for the huge delay and the short chapter, but there were some hindrances that kept me away from writing, but the next chapter will come soon as well as the following chapters.

Next Chapters: Chapter 6: Chocolate Disco Part 2 and Chapter 7: Tubular Bells!


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