Ask The Creepy Pasta And Me

By nialler_boobear79

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Well here is my ask the creepy pasta book that is full of complete and utter randomness. Just dare and ask us... More

hey guys
my bro likes cp
*gasp* My B-day ahhh
awkward.....
ooookayyyy
the secrets out
mhm... sure
aww poor toby...wtf
woop woop
birthday special!!!
oh, back with the crushes
super suprise
oh my god halloween
I don't even know, coffee cups
its kinda obvious
let the prank wars begin
i have no friends! and water
south park
thank you
presents and some kissing
ashton and some nyan cat!
a/n
yayyy
go slendy!
whos ya fav?
whos ya fav part 2 and singing!
fierce.
smooching
seven minutes in hell
christmas!
weeeell fuck
ugly sweaters, mistletoe, and singing!
malls and singing!
geezus! and chocolate milk :3
New Years!
oh. god. what have you done!?
woah, were going too far
just some pewds
Cinderella. NO FIGHTING!
ASDFGJKKL
stalker much! and some booty shakin ;)
Interesting.....
oh god this is great! XD
claps to you.
HOLY FUCK IM SO SORRY
TWERK BITCH
asdfghjkl
BUTT LICKING, PARTAYING, SINGING! FANTABULOUS
sharks! and love'in. kidding we hate eachother :D
POPTARTS
THIS IS TWISTED!
screaming shopping and hatred.
DISNEY LAND. bro... no... bro.
makeovers, TO DA BEACH and BEN SHUT IT!
i have no title... XD so much shit!
Shaving, and some tities wait what!?!?!
A/N
fixing, dates, parties, and tripy snow
cockblock and snakes
Twerking and they gots DA BOOTY
SNATCH AND RUN HOMIES. new jobs? FIGHT!
PARTAY.... what a buzz kill
wow _-_, some smutish stuff, + smoching
AGAIN
slaps and some obvious things
dem moves. WE'VE HIT A MORTAL!
NUU BILL, CRAZY HIPPIES, yeah.. no..
Okiiiiiieeeee
wont be on in a while...
GUYS IM BACK
Byeee

wait... what? this is so fucked up!

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By nialler_boobear79

Cynny: i dare Jeff to magically have an ass, go to a strip club, and give a girl a lap dance. (You dont have to, ive been whatching some weird movies lately.)

Me: im scarred to ask what movie... ANYWAY, MF, APPEAR.

MF: yes?

Me: give jeff da booty.

MF: *throws sparkles. Poof.*

Jeff: holy shit im nicki Minaj!

Cynny: yeah yeah yeah let's just get you to a club.

Izzy: c'mon guys! *gets in car and drives to a club*

Jeff: *twerking on stage* okay. I need to give a girl a lap dance... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................hmmmmmm.... KIRSTEN!

Me: *looks up from phone* wait wh- AAAAAHHHHH JEFF GET YOU ELEPHANT DICK OUTTA MY FACE DAMNIT! AHHHH GET OFF ME! >-<

Toby: JEFF GET OFF HER.

Jeff: ALL NAH NINJA THIS IS A DARE!

Everyone: laughing.

BACK AT DA HOUSE WITH MF AND BEN:

MF: i never get a thanks around here.

BEN: same.

MF: you dont do anything to deserve a thanks.

BEN: shut up. *looks at MF for a minute before leaping an kissing her*

Everyone else: *walk in*

Me: *arms crossed* that was gross.

Izzy: MERRY CHRISTM- WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!

BEN: AHHHHH WTF AM I DOING!?

Me: hm. i dont know, making out with my MF sounds about right! You dick.

MF: im out! *poof*

Me: that bitch.

Calum: well this is awkward...

All: very...

(This was short but my other chapters fucked up so i couldn't see the comments :( okay leave you dares ans questions below. Cya babes byeee ;D)


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