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(Subject: Ruined King)
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Veigo: so, THIS is the prestige "League of Legends"?
Tiara: WTF?
Tiara: who's this b*tch?
Veigo: excuse me!?
Grey: that's Veigo, the Ruined King. A new champion. And he's very much a male.
Grey: you would know if you actually checked on the announcements.
Tiara: pfft.
Tiara: who actually does that?
Tiara: the only time people do that is when someone they're interested in is on there.
Ahri: sad, but true.
Veigo: I see that this place lacks respect.
Lucian: like you have any in the Shadow Isles.
Yorick: ^ he's right you know.
Veigo: shut it.
Vladimir: oh my God! He replied.
Vladimir: he actually replied to someone.
Vladimir: someone screen shot this!
Veigo: so angry, uncle. Are you ever going to let that go?
Katarina: wait, Vlad is your uncle?
Katarina: and let what go?
Veigo: yes, he is my uncle.
Vladimir: he replied again!?!
Veigo: for the love of my beloved Isolde.
Veigo: it was ONE unanswered letter a few hundred years ago, now you think I won't answer anything?
Vladimir: you STILL haven't replied!!!
Veigo: I was sleeping then.
Vladimir: that was a letter! Not a text!
Veigo: fine, I lost it a few decades ago. So I can't reply to you anyway.
Vladimir: if I wasn't disowned, I would disown you so hard right now.
Tiara: great, more family bullshit.
Veigo: this place truly lacks respect of a king.
Veigo: perhaps it is unworthy of my presence.
Swain: before you do something as ridiculous as leaving the Institute for that, you should know that the moment your foot sets outside its ground, Mordekaiser would be free to invade the Shadow Isles.
Veigo: that iron bastard.
Thresh: seriously, lover boy, don't do it.
Thresh: and I'm not trying to deceive you this time.
Veigo: do not order me, jailer!
Tiara: wait, Lover boy?
Veigo: jailer, don't you dare!
Thresh: yeah, this guy is just a dumb struck lover.
Thresh: more so for his wife than Ezreal is for Lux.
Ezreal: while I'm insulted, I find that hard to believe.
Thresh: the whole reason the Shadow Isles exist is because he was obsessed with bringing his wife back to life.
Akali: wait, so the whole reason the Shadow Isles are terrorizing everyone is because this guy is a simp for a dead girl?
Talon: wow.
Talon: just... Wow.
Grey: you messed up with death because someone you loved died?
Vladimir: I always knew you were a spoiled brat.
Vladimir: I should have told my brother to make his wife abort you.
Veigo: do not talk to me like you would not have done the same!!!
Grey: I really wouldn't.
Grey: if Ahri died, I would have gave her a proper burial and tried to move on.
Sona: (with me?)
Grey: (let's not go that far ahead.)
Ahri: WTF!?!?
Ahri: why wouldn't you do the same for me!?
Ahri: you have the Souls of life and death!
Grey: Ahri, trust me when I say that I know for a fact from experience that when someone dies, they're better off STAYING dead.
Ahri: oh.
Ahri: right.
Ahri: sorry about that.
Ahri: love you.
Kindred: plus, we'd come for both of you if he does that.
Veigo: ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES, DEATH!!!
Kindred: what crimes?
Veigo: you took Isolde from me!!!
Kindred: her time had come.
Kindred: what did you want us to do? Reschedule?
Veigo: have you no heart for the lives you take!?!?
Ahri: join the club, buddy.
Veigo: what?
Ahri: these two killed every single one of my kind except me.
Ahri: there is literally not even a single person in this world I'm related to.
Veigo: and you're staying in the same building?!
Ahri: meh, not entirely. They're mostly out killing people.
Veigo: what even IS this place?
Grey: one gigantic mess in the form of a building.
Tiara: I love how new champions are always so pure and innocent.
Tiara: by the way, Thresh told us about your toilet paper Undead.
Veigo: THRESH!!!!!!
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