as much as Katsuki liked to present himself as an asshole who cares not about other people's feelings, he was never the type to pull on a friend in their time of need - though he'd rather die a horrible, gory death on the side of a dusty musty old sidewalk than admit it. Katsuki cared for his friends' well-being deeply.
he was rethinking all of that though when Sero called at 5:57 AM whispering into the phone about how the police are looking for him, Mina, Denki and (Y/n).
great way to start the day huh?
with an annoyed sigh he threw the warm sheets off his tired body. now he had to deal with whatever shit his friends has gotten themselves into last night when they had sneaked out to see (Y/n).
he assumed they'd go out for some late night bite with her or something along those lines- not doing illegal shit. whatever that shit was.
he threw on a jacket for protection from the early morning chill, still dressed in his pajamas though. Bakugou glanced at his hand watch, it was exactly six. faculty will be in the dorm building to make sure they're awake at seven.
he had exactly 60 minutes to get his personal dumbasses out of trouble and make sure (Y/n) gets the fuck back to her school.
i fucking hate my life.
using his phone to get hold of their Location, Bakugou quickly found himself at the scene. he glared up at his 4 friends who sat on a large tree near a kids playground. "what the fuck are you guys doing.."
Mina used her legs to hang upsidedown from the tree peter parker style. "waiting for the police to get away from (Y/n)'s car."
"yeah, about the fucking police. what in the holy mother of fucks did you guys do for them to be looking for you?!" he yelled, only to be shushed by (Y/n) who was frantically looking from side to side hoping no one could hear his loud ass. "shut your blond mustache ass up. they'll fucking hear you" she glared.
"i don't have a mustache!"
"yeah it's more like a march of ants.."
"y'know what? fuck you im not helping any of you out." katsuki crossed his arms and turned to make his way back to UA but was stopped when they all started begging him to come back. and he only did when he heard (Y/n) yell an apology.
"that's what i thought." he smirked, "now tell me exactly what happened last night."
Kaminari was the one who took the lead in explaining everything, being as the only person who seems to have a tolerance against weed. "ok we were smoking a blunt in a playground last night, but two police officers thought we were doing something illegal."
"which you fucking were. it's illegal in japan."
"man this country hates fun." Mina complained, still swinging from the tree.
"anyways so we ran away because we didn't know what to do and they've been standing around (Y/n)'s car for like the past half hour." he cried.
Katsuki rolled his eyes turning to look at (Y/n), "give me your keys i'll just drive it here." he expertly caught the keys she threw at him and made his way to her black car.
upon noticing his presence, the two police officers made eye contact with Bakugou. they immediately recognized him as one of UA's, "hey.. aren't you one of those Class A students?"
"i am." he replied, acting bored.
"have you seen a suspicious group of four in this area? they should still be around here somewhere."
"nah haven't seen a thing, bye." and with that he jumped in the car and began driving back to his friends who were still sitting on the tree. "hop in idiots schools gonna start in half an hour."
Mina and Sero jumped down easily whereas (Y/n), thanks to the leftover weed in her system, was still too dizzy to get down on her own. Kaminari had to carry her to the car.
she rested her head on the electric boy's shoulder as Bakugou started the car. "i'm never hanging out with you three without supervision ever again."
nagamasamor_a
(y/n)
nagamasamor_a
i think i'm actually going to kill you this time ❤️
definitelynotyn
definitelynotyn
Mora listen -
nagamasamor_a
whore
definitelynotyn
WOAH 😭
definitelynotyn
i swear i lost track of time i'm so sorry i promise it won't happen again🫶🏼 on my grandma
shishikuraiglol
her grandma is dead lol
definitelynotyn
definitelynotyn
don't bring my dead granny into this it's between my bae Mora and i
shishikuraiglol
your granny probably burning in hell after that fake ass promise 🤣
inasa_yoarashi
SHISHIKURA OH MY FUCKING GOD
camieutsushimi
he's gone rouge
definitelynotyn
Seiji if u keep this up you'll awaken my dark side 👿🥀
definitelynotyn
shishikuraiglol
that's why your granny dead
shishikuraiglol
dead as hell
shishikuraiglol
what shoes she got on in her casket??! 🤭
definitelynotyn
SHUT UP SUBWAY FOOTLONG FOREHEAD HAVIN ASS BITCH
nagamasamor_a
seiji enough
shishikuraiglol
yes sir
camieutsushimi
you're gay as hell seiji 🫢
inasa_yoarashi
YEAH LOL
camieutsushimi
all it needs is a "seiji enough" from Mora and mans folds 🌝
definitelynotyn
BURN THE GAYS
definitelynotyn
BURN (SEIJI)
shishikuraiglol
BURN YOURSELF
definitelynotyn
you are ugly ❤️
nagamasamor_a
(y/n) you promised me last night you'd be back to the dorms by three thirty
nagamasamor_a
you came back at 6:50 ten minutes before the first class starts
nagamasamor_a
stinking of weed may i add??
definitelynotyn
i know i take full responsibility mora i really did lose track of time im so so so sorry
camieutsushimi
I VOTE DEATH
definitelynotyn
WHAT
camieutsushimi
i'm ur best friend and you didn't take me w you 💔
definitelynotyn
SO I DESERVE DEATH 😭
camieutsushimi
yea
camieutsushimi
camieutsushimi
so u never sneak out again (without us)
nagamasamor_a
never sneak out period.
inasa_yoarashi
cut her some slack guys she just wanted to hang out with friends
shishikuraiglol
two random boys she met online that go to our rival school at some unknown park smoking weed??? 🤨🤨
definitelynotyn
inasa i fucking love you 🫶
definitelynotyn
seiji kys
definitelynotyn
ALSO THERE WAS A GIRL TOO
definitelynotyn
AND I MET KAMINARI BEFORE 😭 YOU WERE THERE DUMBASS
shishikuraiglol
still tho ur lucky ur alive fr 🦦
shishikuraiglol
now thinking about it i wish they were murderers
definitelynotyn
your mom doesn't love you, your dad hates your hair color and all your friends think you stink ❤️
definitelynotyn
shishikuraiglol
this you?
shishikuraiglol
nagamasamor_a
(y/n), point is, you have to be more careful in the future
nagamasamor_a
as your friend i'm going to let this slide because i know you won't do it again and don't deserve to be punished for an honest mistake
nagamasamor_a
but if you do it again, as a class representative i'm going to report it
definitelynotyn
thank you so much mora i promise you won't regret this <33 honest ❤️
camieutsushimi
aww
shishikuraiglol
camieutsushimi
bro seiji CHILL 💀
inasa_yoarashi
SEIJI STOP BEING SO MEAN TO (Y/N)
shishikuraiglol
i have no interest in being nice to crackheads
definitelynotyn
CRACKHEADS?!? ITS FUCKING WEED
definitelynotyn
AND IT WAS ONE BLUNT
shishikuraiglol
shishikuraiglol
ok ❤️
inasa_yoarashi
one fine crackhead 😚
definitelynotyn
inasa babe...
inasa_yoarashi
please just one kiss 🤲🏼
shishikuraiglol
careful inasa one kiss and you'll get high too
definitelynotyn
do any of you know what weed even is 💀
camieutsushimi
imagine he just passes out as soon as they touch lips 😭 LMFAOOO
definitelynotyn
camieutsushimi
(Y/N) YOU ARE FUCKING BLOCKED
i love selena gomez so much ❤️