Kuroo : what are you playing?
Kenma : a game
Kuroo : I know it's a game but what is it?
Kenma : about a human fallen down into a monster realm
Kuroo : cool, cool
•
Can I?
Kenma : no
Tomorrow
Taketora : why are we here again?
Kuroo has gathered everyone from the team (except for Kenma) and told them they had some "important" discussions
Kuroo : y'all are gathered here to listen to me rant about Kenma's new game
Yaku : don't bother him, y'know what happened last time?
Last Time
Kuroo : *takes Kenma's PSP*
Kenma, hissing : give that back!
Present
Kuroo : don't mention that to me ever again.
Yaku : your loss
Kuroo : I'm here to tell you about Kenma's new game and my grand plan!
Kai : this isn't gonna end well for neither of us
Fukunaga : oh no
Later
Taketora : WHAAAAT?!?!
Kuroo : what? I already tell Bokuto and now Akaashi is helping us
Yaku : you son of a bitch, why did you think this up?!
Kuroo : what? Am I wrong?
Lev : but doesn't that means we'll-
Yaku : STFU UP LEV!!
Lev, praying : oh God, what did I do to deserve this?
Shibayama : um... I don't think this is a good idea
Inuoka : yep
Teshiro : you can say that again
Yaku : do the other teams know about your awful plan?
Kuroo : of course, I make Akaashi tell every team that he knows and told them to tell other teams that they know.
Taketora : isn't Kenma going to be mad?
Kuroo : he'll get over it soon, and it's his favorite game for this week
Taketora : this week?!
The other tomorrow
It's the weekends and Kenma is playing his favorite game, for the majority of the week
He was busy playing until
Ding dong
Kenma's mom : Kenma, would you get the door for me?
Kenma : *opens door*
•
*sees box*
•
What is this?
The box had the word "open this and play this" on it. It was pretty suspicious and Kenma did what the box told him to do
Kenma : *sees game cartage*
•
*puts game in*
Suddenly, he was sucked into the game
Long ago, two racists ruled over Earth :
Barnies and Doras
One day a war broke thanks to an internet post
After a long battle, the Doras were victorious
They sealed the Barnies underground with a big wall
Many years later...
MT. Teletubbie
201X
Legend said those who climb the mountain never return
[It's just a legend tho]
Kenma : shuddup I'm thinking something
*walks near a giant hole*
Vine, trips Kenma : HA 2 BAD
Kenma, screaming not really : aah!
*pain*
*wakes up*
Ugh... What happened?
Music playing
??? : hello human
Kenma : Akaashi?
Akaashi : hey
Kenma : what is this? Is this the game?
Akaashi : you must be lost, here I can help you
Kenma : what?
Akaashi puts Kenma in a box and his heart glows red
Akaashi : now just get the friendship pellets, they'll help you get stronger
Kenma : if it is you then, okay
When Kenma went to the pellet, it hurts him and his HP falls down
Kenma : what the fuck?!
Akaashi : in this world, there is killed or be killed
Kenma : I thought we're friends
Akaashi : I've never met you before
Kenma : agh!
Akaashi kept attacking Kenma until Kenma is in the verge of death.
One more pellet remains
Kenma is trying to escape from the box but he couldn't, Akaashi shot the pellet but got yeeted away by someone
??? : son of a bitch
Kenma : Yaku-kun?
Yaku : heyyo, child
Kenma : why are you a goat mom?
Yaku : did that flower hurt you?
Kenma : a bit...
Yaku : lemme heal you my child
*heals Kenma*
Kenma : thanks, Yaku-kun
Yaku : here, lemme take you through the catacombs
Kenma : no thank you-
Before he could say a single word, Yaku magical carries him through the goddamned catacombs.
Yaku : there
•
Also, here's a dummy for you to practice on if some other monsters hurts you again
Kenma : *stares*
Dummy : *pulls a middle finger*
The dummy puts Kenma into a box and now he must fight the dummy, for survival.
Kenma : *mercy*
Yaku : you son of bitch, you need to fight
Kenma : mercy is the answer to the true ending
Yaku : da what
Kenma : *mercy*
Yaku : fine, you can go on your own now
•
But can I ask you something?
Kenma : uh-huh
Yaku : do you like butterscotch or cinnamon?
Kenma : apple pie
Yaku : I don't have any of thos-
Kenma : apple pie
Yaku : fine
*gives phone*
Kenma : what's this?
Yaku : to call me
Yaku left Kenma alone in the catacombs
Kenma walks around the catacombs and defeating monsters as he go but with mercy because he's trying to get the true ending.
He befriended almost everyone and passed all of the challenges
Except for one
Kenma : *steps*
??? : ouch!
Kenma : hmm?
Yamaguchi : you stepped on me!
*crying*
Kenma : are you a ghost?
Yamaguchi traps Kenma in a box and started to cry. He uses his tears as weapons and Kenma dodged all of them
Yamaguchi : just stay still!
Kenma : *mercy*
Yamaguchi : huh?
•
You're having mercy on me?
•
T-that's... so kind of you
*cries a hat*
Thank you
Kenma : 👍
Finally, Kenma arrives at Yaku's house at the edge of the catacombs.
He smells something delicious from the inside
Yaku : my child you have arrived
Kenma : ✌
Yaku : come in, I made cinnamon apple pie for you!
Kenma : *sonic speeds his way to the kitchen*
•
You have a nice home, Yaku-kun
Yaku : oh thanks, here!
Kenma : *eats the slice like a maniac*
Yaku : did you make any friends?
Kenma : *nods*
•
More
Yaku : Kenma, you just ate the whole pie
Kenma : make more
Yaku : hell no
Kenma walks around the house and seeing some abandoned things that weren't meant for an adult monster like Yaku
A bedroom? A guest bedroom, perhaps?
There are two beds, tho
Kenma : guess I'll be staying here then
*sleeps*
Dream Sequence
Kenma : hello?
??? : hi
??? : no!
Kenma, wakes up : the hell was that?!
•
Just a dream... why am I even sleepy in a game?
Kenma gather all of his will to live and walk outside the bedroom to see his own reflection and someone else?!
He is creeped out by this and walk to the living room to see Yaku, reading a book
Yaku : you're up?
•
Hey, do you know snails could make shoelaces?
Kenma : what?
Yaku : I... need to go somewhere...
*leaves room*
*goes to basement*
Kenma : *goes to basement*
Yaku : no! I must destroy it!
Kenma : Yaku-kun
Yaku : child?! What're you doing here?!
Kenma : what are you doing here?
Yaku : you want to escape don't you?
•
I've lost too many because of this, I won't let you leave!
Kenma : but...
Yaku : I have no choice, but to take this on my own
Kenma : why do I hear boss music?
*Heartache playing*
Kenma gets put into a box (again) and now Yaku is throwing fire balls at him
Kenma : *dodges*
Yaku-kun, we can talk this out
Yaku : you want to leave
Kenma, dodging : Yaku-kun!
Yaku : no!
Kenma : *mercy*
Yaku : what?
Kenma : *mercy*
Yaku : really?
Kenma : *mercy*
Yaku : you're cut above the rest, huh?
Kenma : yes
Yaku : hope you survived
•
If he talks to you, just tell him that his jokes are funny
Yaku opens the gate to the other places in the underground and Kenma waves goodbye to his caretaker
Kenma : Snowdin
He walks to the path like normal and then he needs to cross a bridge
Before he could cross the bridge, someone grabs his shoulder
??? : hey
To be continued
Hey guys! I'm not dead and I'll be keeping this book until haikyuu official ended and the fandom's dead
If you're wondering why are there so much Nekoma content here... I have to take for the blame, I'm a Nekoma stan
Also, happy new years!
Hope this year ain't like last year and hope I could update this much more than just like these
And could you guess who's Sans?