Sakusa Kiyoomi @dontouchme
So apparently people didn't know I was in a relationship. So this is official announcement. I am in a relationship.
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Hinata @ninjashoyo: tell us who it is!!!
Bokuto @owl_eyes: c'mon sakkun, tell us!!
Barnes @pleasestop : ..I'm not gonna lie, I want to know
Inunaki @shutthe_up: I'm still processing the fact that Sakusa Kiyoomi officially has a boyfriend before me
Hinata has made a gc
Hinata has added Kageyama, Bokuto and 37 others to the groupchat
Hinata has named the groupchat 'Sakusa's Girlfriend??'
Hinata: Alright you bitches, listen up
Hinata: We have a new bet going on
Hinata: and you can probably guess what it is
Tendou: who is sakkun's new lover?
Bokuto: Yup
Meian: wait, why isn't atsumu in the chat??
Barnes: I'll add him!
Adriah: That's a bad idea-
Barnes added Atsumu
Adriah: ..why do i even bother
Atsumu: what the hell is this?
hinata: We're doing another bet
Atsumu: Is this what you were all yelling about in our old groupchat?
Ushijima: I believe so
Atsumu: ...
Atsumu: Fuck this shit, I'm out~
Atsumu has left the groupchat
Kageyama: should we add him back?
Inunaki: if you want a pissed off atsumu then go right on ahead
Hoshiumi: Let's take that as a no
Komori: so what are the rules?
Barnes: the minimum amount is 3000 yen
Inunaki: you can only bet on one person
Hinata: Once you bet on someone, you have to add 500 more yen if you want to change it
Bokuto: We have to tell everyone if you manage to get any clues about who Sakkun's Girlfriend is
Meian: None of this can go public like last time.
Meian: I'm looking at you, Oikawa
Oikawa: It was an accident
Oikawa: and it all turned out alright in the end
Oikawa: Hinata and Kageyama got to together because of my tweet
Meian: Just dont let this go public again
Oikawa: Fine!
Adriah: and after the 31th, all bets are locked in for good. No one can change them
Tendou: Why the 31rst?
Osamu: because he said that he would bring his date to the new year party
Iwaizumi: Wtf, when?!
Suna: Just now.
Sakusa @dontouchme
I will be bringing my date to party that the league is having to celebrate new year. Then you guys can find out who I'm dating and get your cash. You know who you are
Iwaizumi: Are we sure that Sakusa has a girlfriend
Oikawa: He just tweeted that he had a girlfriend, Iwa-chan
Tendou: But he never said 'girlfriend'
Lev: That means???
Yaku: It means that he could be dating any gender.
Sachirou: Are we sure that he never said anything about their gender??
Komori: ..I feel like this a good time to mention that Kiyoomi's gay.
Hinata: Woah, really??!!
Komori: I mean, it's not like he tries to hide it
Suna: Well, this helps shorten the list up.
Suna: I'm betting on Komori
Inunaki: wtf why??
Suna: He's the closest to Sakusa and knew him longer than anyone here.
Suna: He's also the only one who calls him by his first name
Komori: wait-
Hinata: that's makes sense.
Hinata: I'm betting on Komori too!
Komori: Hold on-
Bokuto: Me too!
Komori: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!
Everyone: ...
Komori: To clear this up, Kiyoomi's my cousin.
Komori: so there's no way I'm dating him
Inunaki: Wait, really??
Komori: Yeah. My mom and his dad are siblings
Bokuto: Can we change our votes then?
Hinata: Yeah! I wanna change my vote!
Barnes: Well, I guess that would only be fair
Suna: I'm changing my bet to-
Meian: New rule!
Meian: No one can tell each other who we're betting on
Lev: Ok, but then who do we tell?
Tendou: We can have one person be in charge of the money and tell who we re betting to them
Ushijima: But to make it fair, this person would not be allowed to take part in the bet
Osamu: I volunteer as tribute
Suna: wait, you don't wanna take part in the bet
Osamu: nope
Suna: ..are you sure?
Osamu: Yes love, I'm sure
Barnes: Alright, I guess that settles it!
Barnes: Osamu is in charge of this bet!
Hinata: wait, so we can out in our bets now?
Osamu: I'm not that bust right now so sure
Lev: I have a question!
Yaku: What is it lev?
Lev: Komori-kun said that Sakusa-kun is gay, right?
Komori: Yeah, I did
Lev: And we first bet on Komori, right?
Komori: Gross, I can't believe you thought that I would date my own cousin
Bokuto: WE DIDN'T KNOW!!
Yaku: Lev, can you get to the point?
Lev: is it possible that he's dating someone in the league?
Everyone: ...
Oikawa: Pretty boy's got a point
Hoshiumi: holy shit!!
Sachirou: I can see you jumping up and down like an idiot, dumbass
Hoshiumi: WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUMBASS!!
Oikawa: YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Oikawa: like I said, Lev's got a point.
Oikawa: It could anyone one of us
Oikawa: and it's probably someone from his highschool team since he was close to them
Hinata: wait what-
Suna: I'd to place my vote, love
Osamu: Hold on for a sec
Oikawa and Osamu's DM's
Osamu: You know who he's dating, don't you?
Oikawa: :p
Oikawa: You know who it is too, don't you?
Oikawa: It'd be really surprising if you didn't
Osamu: Of course I do
Osamu: I'm his brother
Osamu: The idiot tells me everything
Osamu: So you're not placing a bet?
Oikawa: Nope
Osamu: then why do you still wanna pretend like you don't know?
Oikawa: So I can cause more confusion of course!
Oikawa: It's fun to see them flounder about like a bunch of idiots
Osamu: You're a sadist
Oikawa: You act like you aren't
Osamu: I never said that I wasn't
Oikawa: You do realize that proabably no one is gonna bet on T'sumu, right
Osamu: Of course I do
Oikawa: ...I'll give you 50%
Osamu: 60%
Oikawa: 55%
Osamu: deal
'Who is Sakusa's girlfriend??'
Osamu: Everyone place your bets
Osamu: the betting pool has now started