(Link, Urbosa, Zelda, Mipha, Revali, Daruk, & Sooga Joined the chat)
ZELDA: What a wonderful christmas!
LINK: except the part where you sealed Calamity Ganon while he was trying to redeem himself
SOOGA: No worries. The Yiga magicians revived him
(Ganon joined the chat)
GANON: Bonjour
DARUK: wtf is going on
MIPHA: Didn't this guy murder us in the canon game-
URBOSA: Speaking of canon, there is a game called Age of Calamity where we survive and a game called Breath of the Wild where we are slaughtered. Guess which one is canon to the franchise?
LINK: Breath of the wild
URBOSA: Yup. Those nintendo weirdos are responsible for our slaughter in the canon universe
REVALI: How bout I beat em up
ZELDA: nah we gotta keep the christmas spirit
DARUK: I have ended my plans for communism and joined the christmas spirit! You should join us ravioli
REVALI: Fine. From now on I vow to be a kind person! If not, Ganon has permission to summon Windblight Ganon to murder me
GANON: Deal
SOOGA: Let's all take the vow of friendship
URBOSA: wtf is that
MIPHA: sounds creepy
(Runk & Sidon joined the chat)
SIDON: I'm gonna scroll up
RUNK: Vow of friendship! Awesome!
GANON: Explain it to them Sooga
SOOGA: It is an old Yiga Clan tradition Kohga invented... You take the vow, and then you must be friends forever
DARUK: neat-o
SOOGA: Do you swear that we will all be friends forever?
GANON: Yes
URBOSA: Sureee
DARUK: In the name of Stalin, Yes goro
REVALI: I swear it in the name of the Ravioli overlord
LINK: *Says Hyah which is yes in Hero language*
MIPHA: If Link says yes than I do too
SIDON: Alright
ZELDA: Yes in the name of Hylia herself
RUNK: Yessir
SOOGA: then it is done
LINK: Now what
SOOGA: now we have an early New Years celebration.
DARUK: What we gonna do for the party
SOOGA: We are gonna KILL YOU ALL TO DEATH!
GANON: HAH! THE VOW WAS FAKE! YOU SHALL ALL DIE!
URBOSA: Why you Gerudo traitor you fooled us
MIPHA: I mean Ganon is kinda pure evil sooo....
DARUK: I was about to call you brother... Im glad i didn't
SOOGA: Hey I was just joking! We're still pals!
ZELDA: oh okay
LINK: Hyah *Ok in Hero language*
GANON: Well I was pretending! Screw you Yigas, IM gonna rule Hyrule! I have returned!
SOOGA: I knew we shouldn't have resurrected you
SIDON: I'm scared
RUNK: Screw this I knew dad was right when he told me to stay away from strangers-
(Runk & Sidon left the chat)
MIPHA: Hey what Link left the domain
GANON: I wonder where that pesky hero went
LINK: Right behind you!
GANON: Frick you, ya damn hero of the wild!
(Ganon was disconnected)
(Zelda banned Ganon from the chat)
SOOGA: Link did it!
URBOSA: Why are the Yiga Clan still acting nice this is so confusing...
DARUK: I know right I've been like wtf wtf wtf wtf
REVALI: ya'lll need to calm down and come eat some Ravioli
ZELDA: Yum
DARUK: I'll bring rock roasts to the feast
LINK: I'll bring Lynel guts to the feats. Yummy my favorite
URBOSA: He always was an odd one.
SOOGA: I'll bring bananas
MIPHA: Ravioli tastes great
REVALI: Not me, the other kind of ravioli
MIPHA: That's the kind I was talking about! Why would a mean bird taste good.
REVALI: Im sorry
LINK: Well ya better shape up and get to cooking
REVALI: okay
SOOGA: The new stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan says goodbye
ZELDA: Why don't you just go rejoin Impa's sheikah already
SOOGA: Cuz these red Yiga suits are way cooler.... And our hideout in Gerudo is so much more awesome than boring old Karikocrap Village
LINK: Agreed
URBOSA: Well, today was great, I cant believe Link took down the King of Evil by himself once again
(Ganon hacked into the chat)
ZELDA: How-
GANON: I have a surprise, Link. Someone wants to see you.
LINK: Show me a picture of the surprise then I'll fight it.
GANON: meet my good pal, Cuccoblight Ganon! He's your blight ganon Link!
(Link was disconnected)
ZELDA: I'm gonna use my sealing power to get rid of Ganon once and for all
GANON: NO! Now I have to sent that idiot Astor to kill you all instead- And he is mentally unstable
(Ganon was disconnected)
REVALI: What about Cuccoblight Ganon
ZELDA: My power doesn't work on it.
DARUK: its probably cuz it isn't ganons hatred and malice, its the hatred and malice of all the cuccos throughout the universes that have been beaten by Link. The cuccos have formed their true and final reincarnation to destroy their archenemy once and for all
URBOSA: Okay philosopher
(Urbosa & Daruk left the chat)
ZELDA: I don't understand Gorons
(Zelda left the chat)
MIPHA: Im gonna make sure Linky is okay
SOOGA: ooooooh time to see some action! Lemme just go print the screenshot of Cuccoblight Ganon and put it by Kohga's coffin real quick-
(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Daruk, Urbosa, Revali, & Sooga left the chat)