Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger lookin...
He flies up the chimney and you sneak in between his buttcheeks to see how this will go. He farts. Why the fuck does this bitch's fart smell like candy? You think.
Hisoka hops on the reindeers slay in the booster seat and you guys head off to the first house.
He hops in the chimney with you still Between his buttcheeks and falls into a fire pit and gets an 11th degree burn but goes over to a sleeping child in bed and gives him his present.
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He smirks and...
SCHWING.
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All of the sudden you were blinded by a bright light and passed out still between his booty cheeks. The sleeping children wake up and scream.
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Look at them they are fucking terrified.
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Hisoka gives them presents and leaves turned on.
He does this with the next 672826272882 houses until he gets to the Zoldyck estate. Illumi was on the naughty list 👿 can you guess what happened👹👹.
Anyways on the 9827728282827272781818181718 house he scrapes between his booty cheeks and feels something. He pulls it out and....
"Well well, look what we have here. You hiding between my asscheeks😒."
"It was warm!" You argue. "You thicc." He shoved you up his left nostril and forgets about it.
He delivers the rest of the presents.
"O-obama..?" Hisoka mumbles at the last house. "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU STUPID DUMB BITCH YOU REALLY ARE WHAT I THOUGHT THAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS THAT YOU THOUGH I THOUGHT THAT I DO NOW THINK THAT YOU TJINK THAT YOU THINK I THINK!!!! YOU AND YOUR PISS KINK CAN LEAVE AND YOU CAN SHOVE THAT 'h-hisoka-kun I'm sowy" UP YOUR UGLY DANGLE BERRY ASS!!!!!!" Hisoka screeches.
Obama cries. Hisoka cries. You are now covered up in Hisokas ooey gooey pink boogies. "Guess mine is not the first heart broken My eyes are not the first to cry I'm not the first to know There's just no getting over you I know I'm just a fool who's willing To sit around and wait for you But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do? I'm hopelessly devoted to you But now there's nowhere to hide Since you pushed my love aside I'm out of my head Hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you My head is sayin', "Fool, forget him" My heart is sayin', "Don't let go Hold on to the end", that's what I intend to do I'm hopelessly devoted to you But now there's no way to hide Since you pushed my love aside I'm outta my head Hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you." Hisoka sings like Beyoncé.
"Wise men say Only fools rush in But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay? Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you? Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be Take my hand Take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be Take my hand Take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you For I can't help falling in love with you." Obama sings like Trisha paytas.
They have a couple Gacha singing battles and soon hisoka goes home.. but there was one present in Santa's sack... who could it be for? He takes it out and.. it says hisoka on it! He opens it and..
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