Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger lookin...
It's been 1 year after Alvins death. Levi was forced to forget about Alvin. But... he just couldn't let go of Alvin... He edited Alvin in the ghetto clouds and stole his phone. He missed Alvin until he found that he sent booty pictures and foot pictures to a contact named "bby daddy horse gene 🧬 bae sugar dada." He got so mad at that. Lol. Levi started to gain a crush on... somebody. Let's not talk about that rn because I'm not gonna spoil the best story to EVER exist.
Y/n dials a number on her iPhone 12 max pro premium limited addition. Who's number though..? Idk read the mother fucking story to find out dumbass 🙄‼️.
"Oh~? I'll be right there darling~" a deep ugly bitch bitch voice hums through the transmutation phone.
Damn I wanna smack that thicc gluteus of his and make him suffocate me in those big juicy femoral of his 🗿. You think to yourself.
You guys live far away from each other so it would take him an hour to get to your mansion so you decide to take a cold water shower and freshen up before he gets here.
"Ooo~ what a sight!" You hear a voice say as you look to see an ugly clown ass bitch. You scream and chop off his cephalic. Oops🤪. He puts it back on with bungee gum as you cover yourself up with a towel. "GET OUT YOU GROSSLY GROSS FAT FEMORALED BITCH🤬‼️" you yell at him. He obeys and waits outside.
Why did I do that I could've had seggs with him..😿. He has horse genes too 🧬...... you instantly regret.
You put your clothes on and go to hisoka. "Hi." You say.
"Hi" he says back.
"I read your mind."
What the fuck. That's embarrassing " no you didn't" you state.
"Oh yes I did~ seggs?😯🙃😏" "Well guess what? I'm not actually hisoka ."
He states as you go wide eyed. He rips off his skin and shows his true identity.
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
"I AM OIKAWAS EAR YOU STUPID BITCH!!! THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!!!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "HISOKA" THAT WAS ALL YORUR IMAGINATION!!! AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WANTED SEGS WITH AN EAR! DID I ALSO MENTION I COULD BE GOKU?!" He exclaims.
A tear rolls down your cheek. You smirk and rip off your skin too.
"I am not y/n.... I AM:
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
"SEBASTIAN BAILS BITCH!!! YOU THOUGHT I WAS Y/N ALL ALONG!!! "
Oikawas ear makes an 'o' shape in shock. The fuck is orange 2 doin' here?! Oikawas ear thinks.
Out of nowhere Yuri teleports to them.
"You guys aren't the only ones ..." He rips off his skin and..
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
"BITCH IM STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE🙄‼️"
Levi teleports to the room too. "LMAO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES?!" Levi rips off his skin to reveal...
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
ALVIN?! "YOU STUPID SAGGY ASSED BITCHS!! THE THING YOU GUYS RANOVER WAS LEVI!! HE DIED!! NOT ME!! MY WAP SURVIVES TO THIS DAY!!!" Alvin screams.
"Yeah to this day." Oikawa's ear states. He then uses his ninjustu to kill Alvin.
Then Kurapika walks in the room holding a baby..
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
He walks in with you (Sebastian bails) and Kurapika's love child. You forgot you guys had seggs and you had a child. So you just disappeared.
"Why does my child look like this.. d-did you cheat on me with Chrollo?" He mumbles.
Uh oh you're a stupid.
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How is it so far is it good🥺🥺🥺 this IS my first x reader after all.
