Claire: the only correct answer is having a mixture of music genres that does not include country musicSera: 👆
John: idk man I don't like trap music
Sera: didn't you like this
John: i like transformers rotf when I am drunk or high
Sera: sure
Shazam: I'm Johns side bitch
John: I think you misread it it says I'm still east side bitch
Shazam: god dammit why don't you love me
John: I have a future wife and a kid rn
John is getting a call
John: Hello this is John how can I help you
???: help me I'm in jail
John: who is this
???: this is isen
John: why are you in jail
Isen: because blyke pushed me in front of someone and that person called the police and said I assaulted them
John: play the victim say a crackhead pushed you
Isen: how would that work out
John: they would most likely have someone at the court check and see if you're lying if your not than that's ok you'll get out Scott free
Isen: alright well I have to hang up now
John: what why did you call me and not a lawyer or sum shit
Isen: because I'm assuming you spent the night in jail before
John: didn't you hack into my government profile and found out I was part of a government project and yet you didn't even know that I never spent the night in a jail sound
Isen: I know you are joking but this isn't helpful
John: you're the one that could've called people that are actually smart like Sera or Remi
Isen: but you're the only one that won't tell right away like you will use this as black mail
John: ok but don't call this number when you're in trouble.... bye
John hung the phone up before Isen could even respond to what John said
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