Christmas Special

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"Ow, Merry Christmas to you too, baby boy. " Deadpool grumbles.

Letting loose a sigh, I mumble, "Sorry, DP. Just frustrated. Merry Christmas to you, too. "

Deadpool stands up and walks towards me. He takes a seat next to me, peering over the ledge.

"Bout what Spidey babe?" He says.

Ignoring his comment, I explain.
"I don't know what to get any of the Avengers for Christmas. "

" It doesn't have to be too expensive. Just give 'em something from the heart. " DP says.

I stare at him. "When did you get so good at giving advice? "

"Hey! Don't underestimate me, baby boy. " He says, fake pouting.

" Thanks. Oh, I have something for you. " I say reaching into my backpack.

The one person I didn't get totally stuck on. I pull out a small box and hand it to him.

" Oh, you shouldn't have! " He says dramatically. "If this is you proposing, it's so a yes! " He squealed. I roll my eyes, forgetting he can't see my face.

He slowly opens the box. He lets out an overly dramatic gasp, pulling two charms out. One was a Chimichanga, the other was a spiderman bobble.

"They're for your katana's." I shyly say.

"I love them! " He pulls me into a hug, strangling me half to death.
He moves his head to the crook of my neck, making me shiver at the touch of his breath. My breath hitches.

"But it would've been better if you proposed... " He whispers, sending shivers down my spine.

"Oh, I got ya something too. " He pulls a bag from behind his back. I mean, where the hell does he pull that stuff from!?!

I reach into the bag and grab some sort of fabric. I pull it out and immediately throw it at DP's face.

"What the hell! You gave me your used underwear!?! " I shouted, rubbing my hands on my legs.

He burst out in laughter. "Oops"

"Don't worry, that's not the gift. " He chuckles. I slowly reached my hand in, hoping it wasn't more underwear.

This time I pull out a hoodie.

God, I love hoodies.

It had a Deadpool design. And it smelled just like him.

He grinned as I put it on

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He grinned as I put it on.
" Thanks, DP! I couldn't have asked for a better gift. " I say, snuggling into the hoodie.

We say our goodbyes and part ways.
Swinging over an antique shop, an idea surfaces.

" I know exactly what to get them! "

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Today is Christmas. I finished wrapping everyone's gifts around
12.

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