ethereal! ⇢ k. tsukkishima

part thirty one: the ellen show

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"Ello luvs" Lucy said, walking into the gym. "Turns out I'm not dead. Bummer."

"LUCYYYY!" Bokuto said, running up to her, giving her a bear hug.

"hi bo," She said, while being squeezed by other.

"bo- cant- breath-" She started to say as Bokuto let go of her.

"Anyway, what happened when I was gone? I mean you told me bout Tsukki and (Y/N) talking again but anything else?"

The boys stiffened.

"Why yall look like shane yaw the fuck?" She said, coming closer to them.

Her facial expression changed.

"What did you do...?" She said

"you tell her!" Bokuto whisper-yelled.

"no you!" Kuroo replied

"you did it!"

Kenma sighed and paused his game then proceeded to look up from his switch.

"bokuto and kuroo were talking about you and then tsukkishima heard and he now wants to meet you."

Akaashi nodded.

"Oh okay."

She walked over to Bokuto and Kuroo and she bonked their heads.

She walked over to the other two boys and raised her hand.

She ruffled their hair and gave them head-pats.

"favoritism." Kuroo mumbled, rubbing his head.

"why do they get head pats? i want head pats." Bokuto also mumbled.

"Well they didn't RUIN MY PLAN!" She said, raising her tone.

"Twice." Akaashi added.

"TWICE!"

"akaashi~ you are supposed to be on our side!" Bokuto wined.

"Okay moving on," Lucy continued. "When does he want to meet?"

"In like twenty minutes." Kenma said.

Lucy nodded.

"Hold on I'll be right back, I'm going to go get my sweatshirt because its fucking cold in here." She said, heading out the door.

She walked down the empty hallway.

Well,

At least she thought it was empty.

Little did she know,

Someone was following her.

They quickly grabbed the girl and pulled her into a room, locking the door.

"Let me out you rat!"

"No." They pushed her onto a chair.

"Oh. Okay then." She said, putting her feet on the desk and making herself comfortable in the chair.

"We are here to interrogate you."

"Oh shit I'm on a talk show hold on-" She said, switching her position once again. "So I was born in-"

"No can you shut up for a hot minute jesus."

"Don't you go there you little shit." Lucy said, eyeing the person. "AS I WAS SAYING"

"Girl can you stop this ain't the Ellen show"

"Bitch shut up you look like Ellen." She eyed them again.

"You are only here because we wanna know about Tsukkishima and (Y/N)."

"At least I'm wanted."

This fabulous conversation went on for about an hour.

Meanwhile,

"Where the fuck is Lucy?" Kuroo asked, looking at his phone.

"She went to go get her sweatshirt?" Bokuto responded.

"HOW DOES IT TAKE SOMEONE AN HOUR TO GRAB A SWEATSHIRT?" Kuroo responded, barking at Bokuto

"I'm debating whether Lucy is real or not."

"SHE IS!" Kuroo barked, turning around to Tsukkishima.

"Call Enya or Kiyoko and ask if they saw her."

"Right."

"No, I haven't seen her." Kiyoko responded

"Haven't seen the little shit." Enya responded, then hung up.

"Did she get lost?"

"Bokuto," Kuroo whispered, moving away from the blonde with glasses. "Lucy is the most powerful in the this universe. HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE GET LOST?"

meanwhile...

"She's no help." The person said, talking into a walkie talkie.

"Fine let her go." The person on the other line said.

"Yay parole!" Lucy cheered. "Oh fuck Kuroo is gonna be mad at me.."

ello luvs
i had midterms today ew
ok be safe and stay hydrated and wear a mask!

𝚡𝚘𝚡𝚘 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗

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