𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚈𝚘𝚞 | A Texting AU Draco Malfoy Love Story

𝚃𝚠𝚘

𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝.

Gossip Girls ❣︎

Mione:
Hey Ari!

Gins:
Why's Malfoy looking at u.

Oh it's probably nothing!
Last night SOMEONE left a note with his number
we ended up texting!

Gins:
Ok, I kept Seamus' no. but not Malfoy's
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Seamus likes u!

Mione:
Ginny, I think u messed up the numbers

Mhm yeah, replace 2 with 3 and it's Draco's no.

Gins:
I ship it シ
I mean, ur both blondies, u'll honestly have
the best children !!

Mione:
I-

I think that's getting ahead of ourselves-

Mione:
Malfoy's not a very good person, Ari.
I don't think he'd make a very good boyfriend
But n e way, I would make a good god mother
Just saying

Gins:
NO WAY
IM THE GOD MOTHER

OMG U GUYS-
I'm not marrying him. Let's get THAT straight
and get to COMC

Draco: the secret softie

I don't get this school
Bland-ended scooties!
Like seriously
Who cares abt these creatures

*Blast-ended Skrewts
I admit, one did bite me
Overall, not one of Hagrid's best ideas

Exactly
Hey, see this-
𝚠𝚠𝚠.𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚏𝚘𝚢'𝚜.𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜.𝚌𝚘𝚖
(I felt a need to put a . Between malfoy's and extremely..I'm sure u know why)

𝙁𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘

It seems as though the Ministry of Magic's troubles are not yet at an end, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. Recently under fire for its poor crowd control at the Quidditch World Cup, and still unable to account for the disappearance of one of its witches, the Ministry was plunged into fresh embarrassment yesterday by the antics of Arnold Weasley, of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office."

Arnold Weasley, who was charged with possession of a flying car two years ago, was yesterday involved in a tussle with several Muggle law-keepers ("policemen") over a number of highly aggressive dustbins. Mr. Weasley appears to have rushed to the aid of "Mad-Eye" Moody, the aged ex-Auror who retired from the Ministry when no longer able to tell the difference between a handshake and at- tempted murder. Unsurprisingly, Mr. Weasley found, upon arrival at Mr. Moody's heavily guarded house, that Mr. Moody had once again raised a false alarm. Mr. Weasley was forced to modify several memories before he could escape from the policemen, but refused to answer Daily Prophet questions about why he had involved the Ministry in such an undignified and potentially embarrassing scene.