Spencer Reid - One Shots

Hands

Content Warning: Language, Mentions of sex/"hand kink"/choking
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It was a normal day at work. It was now lunch time, and you were sitting in the break room with your secret boyfriend, Spencer Reid. He's you're best friend, obviously, but also your lover outside of work. It's now your second year on the team, and you started dating Reid ten months ago. Working with profilers, you both had to be very discreet since you're technically not allowed to date.

Sitting with him, casually eating your lunch, you chat. Soon, the whole team comes in to get their food. Entering last, Penelope, Emily and JJ are arguing about something. Not really arguing though since they're laughing.

"What are you ladies bickering about?" Derek asked with a joking tone

"Oh, nothing." JJ shrugged

"Oh it's definitely something." Rossi added

"Okay, okay. Yes, it's something. But it's girl talk!" Penelope replied smugly

"That being said; (Y/N)! We got a question." Emily told you

"Okay...?" You giggled as they stood before you

"(Y/N), what's the first thing you look for in a guy physically?" JJ inquired

"Hands." You state without a second thought as you continue to eat

Hearing that response/casualness, the team looks at you with eyebrows raised. Even Hotch was intrigued. Like anyone, the common response they'd expect would be strong arms or something. But nope! Hands..? Spencer, however, was trying so very hard to not choke on his food and laugh.

"Hands?" Hotch asked

"Really? Not hair or muscles?" Penelope adds

"What's the appeal?" Derek said and the girls nodded their heads in agreement. Even they were confused!

"Am I seriously alone in this?" You asked the girls and were now embarrassed from their reactions

"Yeah, what's so attractive about hands, (Y/N)?" Spencer asked trying to hold back a smirk. You see the familiar glimmer in his eyes and sigh in defeat

"Okay...well I don't know, I just find it appealing and sometimes...sexy." you admit. The rest laugh in shock

"Well, what do you look for? Certainly it must have requirements for your standards." Hotch (surprisingly) asked

"Well... I look for strong hands, long fingers, and muscle-y back. Like where you can see the veins." You shrug and try not to blush

"I can see where you're coming from, but I still don't see why it's a turn on..." Emily says

"Same. WAIT! OH MY GOD! (Y/N)! Do you like being choked?!?!?!" Penelope squealed. Her comment made the others choke on their food, as well as you. They laugh and giggle in amusement

"Well, do you?" JJ tried to ask casually

"Um..."

"OH MY GOD!" Derek and the rest all scream and holler as they see your face go red. Reid is giggling like a schoolgirl

"Okay! This is where we stop!" You say as you pack up your lunch and get a cup of coffee. Still in the room, they all continue their questions

"Can you show us an example?" Spencer asked knowing exactly what he was doing. His suggestion made the others agree and beg

"Oh my fucking God. You guys are terrible!" You sigh and they are still waiting "...Fine! Men, line up!" You look at Spencer and play his game/give up. The guys do and Morgan gets to you first, eagerly. You're now laughing and just think; "fuck it"

You take Derek's hand and inspect it. "Mmm...too wide." You say. He looks disappointed/shocked. First time he didn't get the response he expected from a woman, I suppose. Rossi is next. You look at it a bit

"Nope." You say. Rossi sighs in defeat, jokingly. Hotch was next. (He did this with his own free will? Surprise, surprise!)

"Hmmm...not bad, Hotch!"

"Really?" He smirks ever so slightly

"Yeah! Looks good." You state and shrug. The others clap for him and you're all a laughing mess. Finally, it's Spencer's turn. He looks/gives you his hand shyly. But the two of you know he's so confident right now

"Hhhmmm..." you hold his and try not to laugh "...Guys, come here." You turn to the team and they gather around. You take Reid's hand and display it to them. "You want to know what I look for? Literally Reid's hand. It's the fucking blueprint." You smirk

"Really?! Pretty Boy over me?!" Derek exclaimed

"Yes. This is my turn on." You wave his hand around. The two of you are blushing and make eye contact. You have a whole conversation with your eyes. You both smirk from one another's silent words. Of course, the team sees this interaction

"(Y/N)?" Emily asked

"Heeellloooo?" JJ, Hotch, and Penelope said

"Spencer?" Derek asked

"GUYS!" Rossi's loud remark made you snap back to reality. You kind of forgot that the two of you weren't alone...

"Nothing!" You and Spencer shriek. That didn't help... They started to process and profile. Emily was first to grasp the situation.

"No fucking way..." she mumbled

"Wait a second..." JJ added

"*exaggerated gasp*" Penelope giggled

"Oooohhh..." Hotch and Rossi say

"Damn! You go Pretty Boy!" Derek exclaimed, causing everyone to laugh while you and Spencer blush. Now that the secrets out, he placed his arm around your back so his hand rested on your waist. You bury your face in his chest and blush while he holds you close.

"So Spencer chokes you?!" Derek asked

"DEREK!" You gawk

"It's consensual..." Spencer shrugged with his voice at a low volume. All of their jaws were in the floor.