SNL One Shots

Angered Affairs - Part 1 (Bill Hader)

Everyday is always different around him. He's kind, gorgeous, absolutely hilarious, but most of all, he's perfect. His acting is absolutely phenomenal, his jokes create a never ending wave of laughter. When I was put into a skit where I had to play his significant other, I thought "There is no way he's gonna let this slide. He probably doesn't even know who I am." 

"Ok everyone settle down." Lorne said to the crowd of actors and writers huddled into the conference room for Saturday's skit reading. "I'm sure you all grabbed the packets on the table with the skit assignments. Let's go over them." I listened as he read off the cast list, my name coming in a few skits. "and finally, for 'Angered Affairs, our only romantic comedy skit for Saturday's show. Bill and y/n will be playing Dahlia and Jeremy, two teen enemies who constantly argue but end up getting together in the end." 

Everyone looked at me and Bill, together but separately. Bill and I looked at each other, my face turning bright red. He looked at the floor and smiled. "You're dismissed." Lorne said, getting up from the head of the table and walking out the conference room door. Everyone got up and walked over to their friends, talking and flipping through the booklet. I wasn't very close to anyone in SNL so I flipped through the skits I was in, listening to everyone leave the room or linger. After a few minutes, someone came up to my side. I looked up.

It was him. Bill. 

"Hey." He said, sitting down next to me. "Oh. Hi." We smiled at each other and stayed silent for a few moments before Bill spoke again. "So you and I haven't really been in any sketches before, huh?" He chuckled, looking around the room at all the people. I looked down at the booklet and laughed quietly. "We've actually been in quite a few sketches together. I just never really get big parts like the one we're in." He looked at me. 

"Oh god I'm so sorry that is so rude of me I-" His face turned pink with embarrassment as he stumbled over his words. I interrupted him with a small laugh. "It's ok Bill. That's very sweet of you to care though, thank you. No one here really talks to me so it's not a surprise that you didn't know." I gave him a weak smile and pushed my chair back, standing up with my belongings. "I guess I'll see you during the next rehearsal." 

I sent him another weak smile. He was looking at me with such sorrow. Like he almost felt... bad... for me. Just before I walked out, Bill called out my name. I turned around to see him out of his chair, coming towards me. I froze. 

What is he doing? 

"Let's be friends. You seem really cool, we have a kind of weird sketch together..." We looked down and laughed, my face feeling warm. "Not to mention you're really pretty." I looked up at him. His hand was rubbing his neck and he was looking at me with a nervous smile. I smiled back at him. "That's way to nice of you. Thank you. And I would love to be your friend, Bill." His nervous smile turned into an excited smile. "OK! Great! Let's go back to my house." He put an arm around my shoulder as we walked out of the room. I looked down with a huge smile. This is a dream come true. "We can just chill until you wanna go home or something." I smiled as we passed rooms upon rooms, heading towards the parking lot. 

"That would be great."

: Author's Note :

I have way more I want to add to this like when they actually preform it :). Please give me some recommendations because I want to write for you and I want more to write. You can always DM me or comment on the stories. I would love to hear from you. OK! Love you!