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the one with the babies

Jimin no. Stop.

Mama Hope

I am ignoring that but they babies are more chaotic than we thought and they are ambushing Yoongi and biting him so we may need some backup.

Cookie

Oh! I can help I'm almost home anyways so it won't take me long to get there!

And I love children

Taller than u

You do huh😏

Tae🍑

Don't ruin his innocence. He already freaked out last week when you accused me of cheating on you two.

Plus you are only allowed to use that emoji 3 times in one day so I would use it wisely

MeowMeow

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO JUST GET THEM OFF OF ME.

THESE LITTLE SHITS ARE TRYING TO PLAY KITTY PRINCESS WITH ME AND IM THE KITTY!!

*Spongebob voice: One Ambush Later*

Cookie

I- WHAT DID YOU FEED THESE KIDS HOBI

Mama Hope

Just some of my special sunshine juice. Guaranteed to make anyone happy in seconds.

Unbelibubble

Doesn't that stuff have Vodka in it?

DID YOU GIVE BABIES ALCOHOL

Mama Hope

NO I WOULD NEVER

the alcoholic one is my "special" hobi water 
which I keep them both in the same fridge but I'm positive I gave them the sunshine juice.

Crab Daddy

1.- you don't feed babies sunshine juice OR alcohol
2.- How hard is it for 3 grown men to take care of 2 children

Taller than u

um...

Crab Daddy

Um..?

Taller than u

I MAY have left out some extra-sugary candy on Hobi's night-stand that the kids got into.

MeowMeow

YOU WHAT!?!?

Cookie

I love you Jimin but WTF DID YOU DO TO US

Tae🍑

Okay, everybody calm down. We will sort this out and punish Jimin later