Forbidden love Kaminari x Iida (pirate au)

Wow

Kaminari's pov:
AI try to get up but Iida's arm is holding me down I'm still sweating from last night that was njust, Wow "Good morning" Iida says snapping me out of my thoughts "Good morning" I yawn in response, we hear knocking "Kami~ let me innnn" Mina yells "oh no hide!" I whisper shout "Where?!" Iida whisper shouts back "the closet!" I whisper shout quieter "Kami you NEVER lock your door are you ok?" Mina asks "Uh one sec just changing!" I yell after Iida's fully clothed and hidden in the closet I unlock the door and let Mina in "Ok so what happened last night and why didn't you answer my 500 calls and texts" Mina said obviously pissed at me "I just went to sleep early" I said biting my lip "OH MY GOSH YOU WERE IN HERE JERKING OFF ALL NIGHT" Mina screamed "NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!" I screamed back at her "Two reasons 1 I'm 70% sure I heard moaning in here last night and 2 whenever you lie about something innocent you bite your lip so either you and Iida had sex or-" Mina paused "Oh my god you 2 totally had sex!" She continued "Shhhhh can you be any louder!" I yelled at her "I can't believe my baby lost his virginity" Mina said "WAIT WHAT!" Iida yelled from inside the closet, fuck I was planning on telling him later "WAIT IIDA IS IN YOUR CLOSET!" Mina yelled  as she opened the closet door "Uh hi Ashido" Iida said nervously "I need to talk to you young man!" Mina said intimidatingly "Oh um o-ok but Kaminari we have to talk later" Iida said terrified of Mina "Kaminari get out"   said "This is my room!" I yelled in protest "Get. Out!" Mina yelled "O-o-ok M-mina" I said terrified as I left my own room
~30 minutes later~
"Ah!" Mina yelled as she tripped over my head "Oh my god Kami are you ok?!" Mina asked worried "Yeah just tired, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, you didn't yell at Iida too much did you?" I said "I didn't yell at him it's not like he raped you or anything it was your choice and you're not a baby, I trust your decisions Kami, and he's a good guy" Mina replied "Awww thanks Mina I appreciate it" I said happy that she trusts my decisions "So Dunce face is finally awake?" Bakugo said surprisingly calm "He was planning on stepping on your face, but I convinced him not to" Kirishima said walking up from behind Bakugo "Thanks Kiri I appreciate you not letting Bakugo kill me" I said "So why weren't you sleeping in your bed?" Kirishima asked "Mina kicked me out" I yawned "Why" Kirishima asked again "because" I answered, Kirishima looked behind me and saw Iida with messy hair and crooked glasses and angrily looked at Mina "Mina Ashido!" Kirishima yelled "What did I do!?" Mina yelled back "Your hair is messier than usual and Iida doesn't look perfect you guys were totally making out! In Kaminari's room!" Kirishima said "OMG NO!" Me, Iida, and Mina said at the same time "ok...Good" Kirishima said "Dunce face, four eyes keep it down next time I was trying to sleep" Bakugo said as he walked away "WAI-" Kirishima started to say as I slammed the door on him and Mina "They're so annoying." I said "I think they're sweet" Iida smiled "Yeah but they treat me like a little kid a lot except Bakugo he's always a bitch to everyone" I say "In my friend group I'm the parent, because Deku and Uraraka are obviously babies, Tsu is the big sister, and Todoroki's the older brother" Iida said "In my friend group Bakugo's the dad, Kirishima's the mom, Mina's the oldest sibling, Sero's the middle kid, and I'm the youngest" I said  "I'm the youngest kid in my biological family, I never really got attention from my parents though just my older brother" Iida said "I'm an only child, I only ever got attention from my pet mouse" I said "Let me guess, Pikachu?" He asked "Aw you remembered" I replied "I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR I WILL BURN IT DOWN WITH ACID" Mina yelled banging on the door "Mina don't!" I yelled "Kami I wanna talk let me in" Kirishima said "Ughhh fineeee" I said as I opened the door "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME" Kirishima yelled "I was tired ok? Now all of you get out I'm tired" I said "bu-" Iida started to talk "Out!" I yelled