"Can I milk a grapefruit?"
"You don't have the guts."
"If I can milk a cow I can milk a grapefruit!"
"Those are two different animals." -Joey and Dad 2020
"Why can't you properly milk the fruit?"
"Do you see the milk I got from this fruit? I'm the perfect milker." -Joey and dad 2020
"Don't grapes grow into grapefruit?"- Joey 2020
"Time to milk a lion!" -Joey 2020
*proceeds to take big slurp of lime*
"Gah!" *cough cough*
*laughter*
"I thought it'd taste like a sweet tart."
"Sweet tart? It's a lime!" -Joey and Dad 2020
"I needed to taste that lime milk!"- Joey 2020
*spontaneous Michael Jackson dancing*
"I'm lime milking to Michael Jackson!" -Dad 2020
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Random Quotes from My friends
RandomIt all began when one dumb bitch met an even dumber bitch and they became best friends. The end. A collection of completely out of context, random shit that has happened in my life. Mostly strange quotes from my friends, because English is hard. T...
