Incorrect Quotes: Book 2 (SAARC countries because they need love)

I guess this is the end part 2

Ah well.. it was nice writing incorrect quotes for my underrated desi countries. So long, everyone..

SO LONG UNTIL THE NEXT BOOK!!
I AINT EVER GONNA STOP THIS SERIES XDDD

Fr, i love u all, and my chai loving countries. it will be too hard to part.

But for now, lets rewind some memories part two!:

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(8)

*SAARC casually walks into living room*

SAARC: Why are the lights off?

*lights come on and confetti is thrown everywhere&

Everyone: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!

SAARC: you know im not actually related to any of you, right?

Nepal: Your better than half the dads we once had

SAARC:

SAARC: You know what? Everyone needs a hug right now. Get your tragic backstories over here.

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(18)

Sri Lanka: Waffles are just Pancakes with abs

Afghanistan: Sometimes i wonder if your mind works

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(34)

India: Look, Pakistan, I know we don’t get along.

Pakistan: *scoffs* Yeah we sure as heck don’t.

India: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering.

Pakistan: What is it?

India: *handing it to t
him* Here, it’s a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax.

Pakistan:

Pakistan: India, this is a toaster.

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(58)

Nepal: *looking at the stars*

Bangladesh: What are you doing?

Nepal: Naming the stars after people i love

Bangladesh: Do i get a star?

Nepal: You get the sun

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(69)

British Empire: am i in hell?

British Raj: no, Britain. if you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

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(103)

Nepal: A tree's biggest insult is a treehous

Nepal: "Here i killed your friend, Hold him"

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(111)

British Empire: If i Die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and your all invited

British America: "If"

British Raj: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

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(122)

Bhutan: Which Country has the most birds?

Bhutan: Portu-geese

Bangladesh: Wait thats a language

Sri Lanka: Portu-gull

Maldives: Nice recovery. Or should i say, re-dove-ry?

*Later*

SAARC: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

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(147)

SAARC: Do u wanna play 20 questions?

Pakistan: Sure!

SAARC: You first

Pakistan: Whats your favourite colour?

SAARC: Triangle. My Turn. Do you like boys?

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(163)

Maldives: The best way to get revenge is to forgive and move on

India: Oh come on-

Maldives: And then you play into their hands until they are unsuspectingly vulnerable. And then when the time comes, your betrayal will hurt more

India: I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HANG OUT WITH YOU

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(174)

Bhutan: How did my clothes even catch fire? I bought them because the tag said “inflammable”!

Nepal: Inflammable means flammable..

Bhutan: What?! That doesn’t even make sense!

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(193)

British Raj: If i die, i want you to carry my coffin

B.E: Thats very kind of y-

British Raj: So that you can let me down one last time

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Thats it guys, wait uptil the next book which i think will be published by tomorrow!

I love u all <3