41. never let hoodie make you breakfast no matter how nice the offer sounds
42. he will burn the kitchen
43. fact: hoodie can burn juice
44. another fact: hoodie loves blueberrys
45. never read hoodies diary
46. he will find out
47. and he will not like you
48. to make up for it, let him read this list you made for him
49. never live it down
50. and lastly
51. keep your hoodie happy
52. every day
53. for the rest of your life.
-masky
