Y'all still here? Lowkey forgot about this so here's another one for you. Aight byeeee.
Neil- Nini the Cloud
Lynn- mom
Luis- Zompacolypse
Ira- Edward
Damao- Jacob
Abu- OwOo
Lily- A Child
Crystal- Skittles
Nick- Pudding Cup Boy
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~Omg They Were Roommates~
Edward:
Edward: kids who are born feet first briefly wear their mom as a hat but I don't think we're ready for that conversation
08:52
Nini the Cloud: Ira what the actual fuck-
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A Child: why is my brother sitting in a box in the middle of the hallway with his sweatervest draped over his head
Edward: stress
OwOo:
OWOo: he ate one of your weed brownies didn't he
Edward: yeah
Pudding Cup Boy: adults these days still act as mere children unlike me, the responsible one
Nini the Cloud: you got banned from a club because your dumbass decided to bring fireworks and you lit them inside, your hair caught fire, you tried to put it out with your drink, it got worse, ran to the bathroom and stuck your head in the toilet and ended up getting arrested
Pudding Cup Boy: bitch
Pudding Cup Boy: anyways I am just so bad ass so full of professionalism
Pudding Cup Boy: I strike fear into all that meet me
Skittles: says the guy who still sleeps with a stuffed giraffe
Pudding Cup Boy: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND AND YOU WILL TREAT MR. SMIGGLES WITH SOME GODDAMN RESPECT
Zompacolypse: calm down Jamal
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Pudding Cup Boy sent a voice message
"No dude, the first date went great, they like totally twisted my cock and balls and twisted it into a balloon poodle dude"
Nini the Cloud: it's an awful day to be related to this idiot
Edward: OMFG 💀💀💀
Mom:
Abu: words cannot describe-
Pudding Cup Boy: me durnk cyrsatl suht up adn gte me arleday jseus
Jacob: ???
A child: I think he meant "I'm drunk, crystal shut up and get me already Jesus"
Skittles:
Skittles: I'm just gonna assume he meant to text me and not the chat
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