Claire: I haven't had time to play it
Asslo: Zelda is sexist why name it after the main character and why not the female character
John: who is Zelda
Asslo: This is Zelda
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John: I guess this is my birthday cause I get to beat the shit out of arlo
Asslo: why cause you know that video games are sexist and Appeal to the male fantasy
John: the "male fantasy"
Claire: Keith David tho best voice actor
Shazam: all I hear is "Ramirez get to burger town
Asslo: bet you can't find another one
John:
Asslo: ok but those games suck and video games have no emotion and you're just sexist
Sera: "video games show no emotion"
Claire: pain
John: first thing that ever made me cry
Blueberry: the saddest moment in gaming history is halo 5 because of how bad it is
Asslo: video games are for people that hate women
Sera: you are the dumbest person in the world
Pumpkin king homie really thinks Minecraft is sexist
Asslo: ye
Sera: I can't
Shazam: anyway when are we gonna take John out
Sera: fun fact his birthday was yesterday
Shazam: well since we missed it we have to be extra extra cool
Sera: calm down he has to go with his dad tonight
John: I hate you Claire
Claire: the feeling is mutual
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