𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── the wifi is FUCKED

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evelien
Nah, couldn't do bad wifi. Fuck that ✌🏻

ro
literally me rn
the wifi is so slow it's so hard to look for an air bnb so i can get better wifi it's CHAOS

rae
but how are YOU feeling

ro
yes

imane
roisin.

ro
i'm fine
the whole internet hates me for something i never did, i have a victim complex and every single time i see a bottle of alcohol i am reminded of my multitude of bad decisions
but i'm chilling
this bed is comfy and i'm meeting corpse tomorrow

immy
CORPSE

mertzia
We can get to you meeting Corpse after we unpack your feelings, Ro
I'm worried about you
Like, you're running away

ro
i am 100% running away because i don't know what i'm supposed to do
like i feel like i'm trapped in a whirlpool of shit fuck

evelien
I get how you feel like that but we're here to help you
We can brainstorm some things you can do if you want?

immy
we're all here to help girlie, we love you and will stand with u 5 eva

imane
yes girl power

rae
but not that oddly sexist representation of girl power like in the avengers movie that was 🤮

ro
big fat agree with that one
and i will take your offer of help
however

imane
roisin.

ro
no listen
i just want to chill
i want to explore la and have a fun time and meet corpse and hang out with him and see you guys at some point and just live
before i have to worry about anything else

immy
i respect the fuck out of that
i want you to live your best life

mertzia
Absolutely! That's the best thing you can do

evelien
But PLEASE Ro, don't cut us out
Keep us in the loop 😚

ro
yes miss thing
anything for my girlies xx

immy
CAN WE HEAR ABOUT CORPSE NOW

ro
YES OKAY
so we both know we like each other, that's old news
i wanna kiss him on the face, also old news
wanna h*ld his h*nd, old news!

imane
CUT TO THE SHIT ROISIN

ro
he wanted to drive down tonight to see me but i physically would throw up because i'm not mentally prepared to see him yet
so he's driving down tomorrow and we're going to meet
i don't know what we're going to do or what we are yet or even if i CAN kiss him but i'm literally pee peeing i'm so excited

rae
i might actually die you two are my favs
have little wittle rorpse babies :D

imane
please i cant wait to be a bridesmaid at your wedding

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