best friend: "[y/n]. Wake up."
y/n: "Hm?"
best friend: "Wake up!"
y/n: "What time is it?"
best friend: "It's time to wake up because Yeonjun and Soobin's video hit ten thousand views."
y/n: "What?!"
best friend: "I know!"
y/n: "But... but you just posted it last night!"
best friend: "I know."
y/n: "Oh my god.... I need to call Soobin!"
[Y/N's phone rings]
y/n: "Soobin! You read my mind--"
soobin: "Didyouseethevideohasovertenthousandviewsanditjustkeepsgoingcanyoubelieveit--"
y/n: "Take a deep breath."
soobin: "HowcanIthinkaboutbreathingatatimelikethiswhenthevideo--"
y/n: "Deep breath."
(silence)
y/n: "Better?"
soobin: "Better. Thank you."
y/n: "You sounded like those people on TV who read the fine print for commercials really quickly."
soobin: "I know. If I don't become a singer, maybe I could that job instead. But that's not why I'm calling you. Guess what?"
y/n: "The video has over ten thousand views?"
soobin: "Yes, and Yeonjun and I already got messages from people wanting to join the team!"
y/n: "That's great!"
soobin: "We need to sort through their requests and then... maybe ask them to submit a dance video if they're not local?"
y/n: "Good idea. I'll help you look through everything later."
soobin: "They said Yeonjun and I are handsome!"
y/n: "Who's they? What's their username?"
soobin: "I don't know, there were a bunch of comments like that."
(silence)
soobin: "Are you still there?"
best friend: "She stole my laptop and is copy-pasting all the usernames to make a death list."
soobin: "Seriously?!"
best friend: "No. She's actually responding to each comment and thanking them. She really could be your manager."
