Periods

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You see that red heel emoji? That's exactly how girls feel when on there's period. Like a shoes comes and kicks there back and uterus and a fucking tsunami of blood rushes through them and Mother Nature is like " YOU STUPID BITCH YOUR ONE JOB WAS TO IMPREGNATE THE WORLD, YOU MUST PAY". And it last for like 3 to 7 days. If you've had your period you know how shitty it is and if you have a really easy period I fucking hate you. I basically go through mine all week (5 days) and have back cramps from day 2 to 4. I don't get stomach cramps but I'm sorry of you do. Also dealing with a heavy flow like it fucking sucks okay. I have 5 days worth of a heavy flow and I leak through extra absorbent extra long pads on a daily. that's fucking embarrassing. On top of that my brother always finds out and I have to share a bathroom that doesn't have a trashcan so I have to walk the pad into my room. We also get extremely horny so I basically read smut for five days which isn't bad that's the only part I like about my period actually. So thanks for that Mother Nature

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