Her

One

DAVE
I opened the fridge looking for something to drink when I heard my front door slam. I walked out of the kitchen to see King plopping down on my couch. "Yo you can't knock nigga?"

"If you start locking your front door maybe I'll have a reason to knock" he said flipping through the channels "you heard you got traded??"

"Now why wouldn't I have heard that before you? But yeah I heard" I said taking a sip of juice before shrugging "at least I don't gotta leave the state. They traded me from the Knicks to the Nets it's all good" I went back in the kitchen and came back throwing him a Gatorade

"Wassup tho? You ain't stop by to tell me that"

"Nahh this dumb bitch Luna tryna say I got her pregnant"
My Gatorade flew out my mouth and I started laughing hard "you got the local thot pregnant?"

"I DIDN'T GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT!! don't promote that bullshit"

I held my hands up in surrender "did you hit it raw?"
When he didn't answer me right away I knew he had been fucking shawty raw "not only do you need to be hoping that she not pregnant you need to be making an appointment to get tested"

"Bro I didn't nut in that girl"

"Yeah whatever. Niggas will bring everything to a bitch house, weed, pre rolled blunts, food, 3 bed bugs and roach spray but forget the condoms" I shook my head

"It's better then being a home body" he tried to throw shots at me since I never wanna do shit

"If being a home body mean I ain't gotta worry about contracting a STD then I'm proud to be a homebody. I'll stick to my three girl rotation of fuck buddies" I laughed

"You talking about your left hand, right hand and both when you got the energy? Nasty ass nigga"

"Get tf out my crib bro. I don't even beat my shit"

"You tryna convince me or yourself?" He laughed "Nana call you?"

"Nah my moms did tho, I missed the call." Nana tried to send me a text but that shit made no sense. I ain't even bother trying to understand what it said that's what happens now since your stupid ass bought her a iPhone like she know how to use that shit"

"She asked for it"

"That didn't mean you had to buy it for her. Anyway you know why they been tryna reach me?"

"Family reunion is this wee-"

"Don't care. not going"

"Nigga you ain't been in 4 years. Don't you wanna see the Fam?"

"Fuck no nigga!! I don't like half the niggas in our family. The family you talking about is the same fake ass family that didn't acknowledge me until I came off my rookie contract. Half of them called me bust soon as I was drafted. They only hit me up now when they want something and I ain't got time for the fake ass smiles all in my face. Then uncle Jerome ass gonna be there talking about Nephew I like them sneakers what size is those. The worst thing is that nana and my mother gonna ask me when ima settle down the whole damn day like I haven't told them over and over again that I don't want these fucking females out here"

"You gonna be a lonely nigga all your life"

"Ima be a stress free nigga all my life. All the bitches that was turning me down before I got to the NBA all of a sudden in my DM I'm not tryna hear that, these bitches not genuine. Bitches these days get lucky if I fuck them and I'm bringing my own condoms cause you not about to give me some shit you poked holes in"

"So you ain't ever gonna be in a relationship? You just gonna keep hitting and quitting"

I looked at him "it is what it is" I shrugged