Woo! A Haikyuu textfic!! My MHA one from my old account kinda blew up and I thought it'd be a lot of fun to do Haikyuu! If you're somehow reading this still, I hope you have a good day!
Btw, comment "Grucci" on my first chapter if you're active and...
(The rest of this isn't based off a real convo but instead a real EVENT) Few hours later
so uhm... kinda married now
[Great Dad] HUH?!
[Sugamama] MC FUCKING SCUSE ME???
[Great King] Yep, totally married.
[RollingThunder] TO THIS HOE??
LISTEN, LISTEN we got married in Among Us Elmo was there, I got proof
[Great King] [Insert screenshots here]
(Oh fdkjhgkjfh lemme just show yall that this really happened to me. I am Baku, my wife is Deku. [No, I don't ship those 2, we just both kin them and my nickname is Baku])
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
(So if you were in that game... Which there is a slim chance you were... Hi, glad to see ya again! And if you ever encounter an orange Baku with the plague mask and black suit, that's me lmao)
[Great Dad] Oh-
[Sugamama] I-
sorry, i would've invited you guys to the wedding but it was kinda sudden
[RollingThunder] OMG WE'RE HAVING ONE AT THE NEXT PRACTICE GAMEKDJHKGJH
[Great King] Which is..?
[Great Dad] Soon.
[Great King] Okay then. I'm headed to my wife's house.
oki see you there
[Nice Kill Tanaka] NO MIDDLE SCHOOL INTERCOURSE!! (Only the real ones know this inside joke)
[RollingThunder] YEAH!!
alright then...
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ!
~~~ How was everyone's Halloween? Mine sucked.
Also!!! It's Voting Eve, please go vote! I'm only a child and can't vote but if you can, vote blue. It's the only way I'm keeping my rights :)
ANYWAY!! Next chapter will prolly be about politics or smth in honor of voting day so it'll prolly be a while since I'm depressed and unmotivated ;-;~~~
![[No, I don't ship those 2, we just both kin them and my nickname is Baku])](https://img.wattpad.com/36e644176794074597f3ba1d1b213609dcbcfe70/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f51526654307243396e34394a32413d3d2d3937303136373136302e313634336337386530363438633734623831393135373835373732342e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
