Spider-Man One Shots

STUDENT LEAD CONFERENCE

A/N: IYKYK. I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS LMAO.

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"AND DON'T FORGET CLASS, TONIGHT IS PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES, AND OPEN House, So I Expect To See You All Here!" PETERS FIFTH PERIOD TEACHER SAID AS STUDENTS SHOVED OUT THE DOOR.

PETER GROANED. PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES WERE ALWAYS HARD BECAUSE MAY COULD NEVER COME, SHE WAS ALWAYS WORKING LATE. USUALLY IT WAS Just Him And The Teacher Sitting AWKWARDLY FOR TEN MINUTES.

THAT'S WHEN PETER REMEMBERED IT WAS A PENTHOUSE WEEK, SO HE WOULD HAVE TO TEXT MAY ABOUT IT, AND SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T RESPOND IN TIME.

"DO YOU THINK MAY'S GONNA BE ABLE TO COME this time?" NED ASKED, NOTICING HIS FRIENDS DREADFUL FACE.

PETER SHOOK HIS HEAD, "NO I FORGOT TO TELL HER OVER THE WEEKEND, AND SHE'S WORKING LATE TODAY. BESIDES, IT'S A PENTHOUSE WEEK, I WOULDN'T SEE HER ANYWAY."

NED FROWNED, "THAT'S TOO BAD MAN. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE AT STARK TOWER HALF OF THE TIME THOUGH. DO YOU REALIZE HOW CRAZY THAT IS?!"

PETER LAUGHED, "I GUESS I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CRAZY AT FIRST, BUT NOW IT'S JUST BORING. LIKE HOME IS HOME YOU KNOW."

NED SHOOK HIS HEAD, SMILING IN DISBELIEF, "YOU JUST SAID LIVING WITH THE LITERAL AVENGERS WAS BORING."

PETER SHRUGGED, "OKAY, MAYBE NOT BORING, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON. BUT MORE LIKE SAME OLD SAME OLD."

NED NODDED AS THEY LEFT THE SCHOOL NOW, "HEY, I'VE GOTTA GO, THE SUBWAY I USUALLY CATCH LEAVES IN LIKE, FIVE MINUTES."

WITH THAT NED RAN OFF, LEAVING PETER ALONE WAITING FOR HAPPY.

"GOING TO THE OPEN HOUSE ALONE AGAIN PARKER?" FLASH SMIRKED A LITTLE.

PETER ROLLED HIS EYES, "YES, AND?!"

FLASH FROWNED, "I GUESS THAT SUCKS. TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS. HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE A GRAVE STONE WITH YOU!" FLASH SMILED NOW.

JUST AT THAT MOMENT MJ WALKED UP TO Flash And Slapped Him, "YOU'RE FUCKED UP EUGENE."

PETER SMILED A BIT BEFORE NOTICING HAPPY PULL UP AT THE CURB.

"HEY HAP." PETER SAID, SLAMMING THE CAR DOOR BEHIND HIM.

"HEY KID." HAPPY SAID, PULLING AWAY INTO THE ROAD.

A SILENT HALF AN HOUR LATER PETER HAD MADE IT TO THE PENTHOUSE, THROWING HIS BACKPACK IN THE ENTRYWAY ALONG WITH HIS SHOES.

"WE HAVE HOOKS FOR A REASON PETER." PEPPER SMILED.

PETER QUICKLY PICKED UP ALL HIS STUFF, "SORRY PEPPER!"

HE PUT AWAY HIS THINGS AND HEADED TOWARDS THE LAB.

"YOU BOYS SPEND TO MUCH TIME IN THERE YOU KNOW." PEPPER LAUGHED.

"YEAH, YEAH, ALRIGHT, JUST A FEW MINUTES?" PETER PLEADED, NOT WAITING FOR AN ANSWER.

"HEY PETE! ARE YOU READY TO WORK ON YOUR SUIT SOME MORE?" TONY ASKED, RUFFLING PETERS HAIR IN A FATHERLY FASHION.

"YEP!"

AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF THE TWO WORKING RATHER QUIETLY, PETER SPOKE UP, "HEY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE ME BACK TO SCHOOL LATER TODAY? OR COULD HAPPY?"

TONY LOOKED UP, "SURE. DO YOU HAVE DECATHLON PRACTICE?"

"OH, UH, NO, IT'S ACTUALLY PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES..." PETER SAID, FOCUSING HIS EYES ON HIS WORK.

TONY STOPPED WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR A MOMENT, "AH... MAY'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT?"

PETER SHOOK HIS HEAD, "I MEAN, I DON'T BLAME HER OR ANYTHING, BUT IT'S JUST REALLY AWKWARD AND STUFF BECAUSE I SIT WITH THE TEACHER ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE THEY SAY SOMETHING LIKE, SORRY ABOUT YOU NOT HAVING PARENTS BY THE WAY, AND THEN THEY LET ME LEAVE..."

TONY SIGHED. HE DIDN'T LIKE SEEING PETER SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS, "OKAY. I'LL DRIVE YOU... AAAND WE'LL GET MCDONALD'S WHEN I PICK YOU UP?"

TONY SMILED AS PETERS FACE LIT UP. CHILDREN WERE SO EASILY PLEASED.

LATER THAT NIGHT TONY AND PETER GOT TO THE SCHOOL, BUT INSTEAD OF TONY PULLING UP TO THE CURB TO DROP PETER OFF, HE PARKED.

"UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY?" PETER ASKED, CONFUSED.

"I'M COMING WITH." TONY SAID UNBUCKLING.

PETERS EYES WENT WIDE, "REALLY?"

NOW TONY STOPPED, "WELL OF COURSE. I WANT TO SET THE TEACHER WHO SAID YOU DON'T HAVE PARENTS STRAIT."

PETER SMILED A LITTLE, "THANKS. REALLY."

TONY SMILED, SLIGHTLY CONFUSED, "OF COURSE. I MEAN, THIS IS PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES, IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE IF I DIDN'T COME."

PETER GRINNED WIDELY AS TONY PUT ON HIS SUNGLASSES.

"SO THIS IS YOUR SCHOOL?" TONY ASKED AS THEY WALKED IN THE DOORS TOGETHER, EVERYONE AROUND THEM STOPPING.

PETER AND TONY WERE OBLIVIOUS TO THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

"YEAH, THAT'S MS. WHESS' ROOM, AND THEN RIGHT THERE IS MR. STEINER'S ROOM." PETER POINTED TO THE ROOMS AS THEY WALKED BY.

"OH ISN'T MR. STEINER THE ONE WHO SAID YOU NEEDED TO STOP LYING ABOUT THE INTERNSHIP? LET'S GO INTO THAT ONE, I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY TO HIM!" TONY SAID, MAKING A U TURN TO THE CLASS.

PETER PULLED TONY BACK, "NO, NO, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN, THERE'S A LINE."

"YES, BUT I'M TONY STARK. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT." TONY SAID.

PETER RESORTED TO THE PUPPY EYES, BUT TONY WAS STILL NOT BUDGING, "PLEASE, CAN WE JUST WAIT IN LINE... Dad?"

TONY HUFFED, "THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU CAN'T USE THE "DAD" ON ME." HE SAID AS THEY PROCEEDED WALKED TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.

Tony Looked Over To The MOM STANDING NEXT TO HIM, WHO WAS STARTING INTENSELY AT TONY, AS WAS EVERYONE IN THE HALL.

"HEY. YOU GOTTA KID HERE TO?" TONY SAID CASUALLY.

THE WOMAN NODDED, UNABLE TO SAY MUCH.

"HEY! PARKER! You Actually Showed Up! NOT ABLE TO BRING A GRAVESTONE WITH YOU, HMM?" FLASH RAN UP TO PETER, HIS MOM OFF ADMIRING THE GYM FLOOR SHE HAD FUNDED.

"SHOVE OFF FLASH." PETER MUMBLED, KNOWING TONY WAS GOING TO GO OFF ANY MINUTE.

"WHAT? I'M JUST TELLING THE TRUTH MAN." FLASH SAID BEFORE SHOVING PETER SLIGHTLY.

"HEY!" TONY SNAPPED.

THIS IS WHEN FLASH NOTICED TONY'S PRESENCE.
"OH MR. STARK! DID YOU GET MY APPLICATION-"

TONY CUT HIM OFF, "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT NO ONE TALKS TO MY SON THAT WAY!"

NOW EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT THE THREE.

TONY LOOKED UP,"IF YOU ALL COULD STOP STARTING RUMORS ABOUT MY SON AND WHETHER OR NOT HE HAS AN INTERNSHIP AT SI, I SUGGEST YOU STOP." TONY ADDRESSED EVERYONE IN THE HALL.

"COME ON PETER, WE'RE LEAVING. I PROMISED STEVE WE'D COME BACK WITH MCDONALD'S FIVE MINUTES AGO." TONY SAID PULLING PETER AWAY.

PETER SMILED A LITTLE, "OKAY DAD."

THE NEXT MORNING PEPPER WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV.

"TONY STARK WAS SEEN BY PAPARAZZI AT MIDTOWN SCHOOL OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY WITH A TEENAGE BOY IDENTIFIED As Peter Parker, And Then Again WITH THE BOY AT A MC DONALD'S DRIVE THRU."

PEPPER LAUGHED A LITTLE SEEING THE PICTURES.

"WE HAVE SEVERAL SOURCES THAT CLAIM STARK CALLED PARKER HIS SON MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE DEFENDING THE BOY AGAINST ALLIGATIONS FROM THE BOYS CLASSMATES THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE AN INTERNSHIP AT STARK TOWER."

"HEY TONY!" PEPPER CALLED OUT WITH A SMILE.

"WHAT?" TONY CALLED BACK FROM THE KITCHEN WHERE HE, PETER, AND THE REST OF THE AVENGERS WERE.

"LOOKS LIKE YOU OVERDID YOURSELF A BIT A THE CONFERENCE!" PEPPER SMIRKED, "GOOD. YOU PUT THAT FLASH KID IN HIS PLACE?"

"YOU BET I DID. AND YES, I KNOW, I'M ALREADY PLANNING THE PRESS CONFERENCE."

LATER MY GATORS 🐊