「𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨」

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𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 : 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡!

𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 : 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎

𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 : 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎

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𝘺/𝘯

knock knock


⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

come on in

𝘺/𝘯

wait no

you gotta pretend you dont know me

say "who's there"

⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

but technically i already know it's you, y/n.

and theres no door

we're texting over the phone


𝘺/𝘯

thats not what i mean alex LMAO

⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

what's "lmao"


𝘺/𝘯

...

dont worry about it

but i have another joke

why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

he got a hole in one

⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

you know what

that's actually pretty funny

im lol-ing


𝘺/𝘯

um

who taught you that?

⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

wdym

brb

ttyl

im with the times

𝘺/𝘯

please... stop.

⇤𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭

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