Russia: If you're bi and you know it clap your hands.
Soviet: *Clap clap*
Russia: If you're bi and you know it clap your hands.
Soviet: *Clap clap*
Russia: If you're bi, wanna cry, and you want to fricken die, if you're bi and you know it clap your hands.
Soviet: *Aggresive clapping*
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Countries Messin Around II
RandomThis book is for randomness. I don't need to explain. (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)